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sleepybeauty




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Mar 06 2016, 5:39 am
"Sweetie, we don't lick toilets"
(The lid was closed and it had just been cleaned, but still Puke)

And just now,
"No dear, we can't take things out of the garbage"
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33055




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Mar 06 2016, 5:46 am
You're a boy - not a puppy. Only puppies go under the table.
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animeme




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Mar 06 2016, 6:10 am
"We try not to bentch while upside down."

"You cannot color your arm pink to match your sister's cast."
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Sake




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Mar 06 2016, 6:20 am
Why are the cats pink?
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debsey




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Mar 06 2016, 6:55 am
Pouring milk INTO the cereal carton isn't a creative way to skip a step........
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pointyshoes




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Mar 06 2016, 7:15 am
No darling, using a credit card to play monopoly defeats the purpose
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LittleRed




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Mar 06 2016, 7:19 am
Babies are not toys!
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Zehava




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Mar 06 2016, 7:27 am
That's right you won't do it again because you don't have the food anymore
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Zehava




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Mar 06 2016, 7:28 am
It's not nice to lick each other's tongues all the time
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Laiya




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Mar 06 2016, 8:02 am
You can't come into the living room if you're not wearing underwear and clothing... (said to a child definitely old enough to know better!)

Last edited by Laiya on Sun, Mar 06 2016, 4:58 pm; edited 1 time in total
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Stars




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Mar 06 2016, 8:04 am
Please don't eat my toes.

If you keep turning the stove off, you can't have the food you are screaming for.
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Tzutzie




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Mar 06 2016, 9:29 am
sleepybeauty wrote:
"No dear, we can't take things out of the garbage"


This is such a 'normal' thing to say in my house. It happens at least once a day. I should really get a garbage wish a lock.
Both my kids think its a normalthing to do. Sigh

"You have two thumbs of your own. No need to suck the baby's"
"My hand/foot/chest/face/breast/fingers/nose/ears (take your pick) isn't a teether. It hurts when you bite."

"No only babies nurse. You had your share."

Earlier today "yes mommy is making in the toilet. no you can't come in to see"
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belovedaz




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Mar 06 2016, 9:40 am
shanie5 wrote:
When s/o is knocking on the bathroom door while I am in the shower:

"Is the house on fire? If not, then let me shower in peace!"

Just had this. My 20 month old kept calling mommy from outside the bathroom door as if it was an emergency. I knew my dh was there so I wasn't worried but boy was it an irritating shower!

Same dd-woke up screaming in middle the night asking for ketchup. She was hysterical so I told her if she goes back to sleep until the morning I will give her ketchup for breakfast. Ugh but she went to sleep and had ketchup on her bread for breakfast!
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Zehava




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Mar 06 2016, 9:51 am
You can run around naked for 10 minutes and then we have to get dressed(don't judge me please)
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Stars




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Mar 06 2016, 9:58 am
No sharing (don't judge me either)
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harriet




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Mar 06 2016, 11:20 am
pointyshoes wrote:
No darling, using a credit card to play monopoly defeats the purpose



Actually...the newest version of monopoly uses credit cards. Not sure how it works, just read about it...
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mazal555




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Mar 06 2016, 2:00 pm
Get out of the toilet

I didn't think I'd be having sophisticated arguments about why my child is not allowed to nurse right now, with my child.
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morningsickness




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Mar 06 2016, 3:12 pm
No you cannot have cholent for breakfast! (said on a weekday)

DD, you may not tell DS that he's not a "big girlie/shabbos abba/ birthday boy". it's not nice!

You are driving me up the wall!

do you need the toilet?! why are you saying you don't, I can see that you do!


3 yr old dd asked when are we gonna have another baby. I can't believe I told her :"we will daven to hashem and then he"ll give us a baby..."
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mommy3b2c




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Mar 06 2016, 3:18 pm
Will you please stop picking the babies nose!

Said at least three times today.
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debsey




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Mar 06 2016, 3:47 pm
I PROMISE I did not put onions in just because I hate you.
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