What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

zaq

Thu, Jan 29 2015, 8:58 pm

FranticFrummie wrote:

Bodek spinach/broccoli in Israel - to the tune of Santa Claus is Comin' to Town. Music

Checking my veg, checkin' it twice
Looking for signs of aphids or lice
MIL is comin' to town!

Check while kids are sleeping
Light box for safety's sake
Separate the bad from good
Later on I'll bake the cake. cake

Yum!

Shabbos rush, no time to check
I'll buy bodek, what the heck
MIL is coming, to toooooowwwwwn!

LOVE THIS!

zaq

Thu, Jan 29 2015, 9:00 pm

Got my period again
Yes, dear, that's the way it works. It comes back again and again for 40 years or so. Did you play hooky the day they taught that in hygiene class?

zaq

Thu, Jan 29 2015, 9:02 pm

imasoftov wrote:

Hi do any of you know Rabbi Dovid HaCohen the mekubal?

Moishe, a top agent of the Mossad is told he has to rendezvous in a certain foreign city with a guy named Cohen. Moishe gets to the address in the foreign city and to his consternation, sees there are 3 Cohen families living in the building. He knocks on the door of the first Cohen and says, "Chocolate tastes delicious in the springtime". The guy looks at him and says, "You want COHEN THE SPY!. HE'S ON THE 3rd FLOOR!"

The Happy Wife

Thu, Jan 29 2015, 9:29 pm

Someone who says wearing pants is acceptable?

I sure hope so! My husband wears them every day!

The Happy Wife

Thu, Jan 29 2015, 9:32 pm

Peach food already in store!!

Mmmm... What kind? Peach pie? Canned peaches? I can't think of any other peach foods at the moment but I'm sure it would be tasty.

PinkFridge

Thu, Jan 29 2015, 9:37 pm

The Happy Wife wrote:

Peach food already in store!!

Mmmm... What kind? Peach pie? Canned peaches? I can't think of any other peach foods at the moment but I'm sure it would be tasty.

G-d gave us memory so we might have roses in December - James Barrie

(ETA: holy delayed reaction, Batman, I really thought this was all about peaches embarrassed

But it still works.)

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greenfire

Thu, Jan 29 2015, 10:00 pm

"Peach food already in store!!"

peach cobbler anyone ...

greenfire

Thu, Jan 29 2015, 10:08 pm

"bedika after ona has passed?"

I know they dunk you in the mikva - but I doubt anybody does a bedika on one who has passed

zaq

Fri, Jan 30 2015, 12:02 am

Do you blow your hair

I may blow my stack, blow my paycheck, or blow my nose, but I do not blow my hair. Ever.

ROFL

Fri, Jan 30 2015, 3:25 am

greenfire wrote:

"bedika after ona has passed?"

I know they dunk you in the mikva - but I doubt anybody does a bedika on one who has passed

You beat me to it. I had exactly the same thought !

DrMom

Fri, Jan 30 2015, 4:58 am

Intimacy
Do you blow your hair...

Um, I'm not really sure what my immediate reaction is....

FranticFrummie

Fri, Jan 30 2015, 5:23 am

tigerwife wrote:

"Engorged/menstruation is their a correlation?"

What an awful situation
Suffering that combination
Maybe take a small vacation
And enjoy some relaxation
By some shower occupation
The hot water's your salvation

But don't blame vaccination!

FranticFrummie

Fri, Jan 30 2015, 5:25 am

Chicken soup too elderly?

Next time, try using "spring chickens". I hear they're younger.

Sunny

imasoftov

Fri, Jan 30 2015, 6:50 am

I hate weddings

If the title mentioned dancing, I'd have posted the oddest version of "I Won't Dance" I could find (possibly Tony Bennet and Lady Gaga) but since it didn't,

imasoftov

Fri, Jan 30 2015, 6:53 am

FranticFrummie wrote:

Chicken soup too elderly?

Next time, try using "spring chickens". I hear they're younger.

Sunny

Older chickens make good soup

http://www.thekosheromnivoresq.....ckens

imasoftov

Fri, Jan 30 2015, 7:48 am

PinkFridge wrote:

Are you a natural individual who is pro vaccination.

No-I-am-a-robot-who-is-pro-vaccination.

But how do you feel about scheduled maintenance and software upgrades?

PinkFridge

Fri, Jan 30 2015, 8:33 am

imasoftov wrote:

But how do you feel about scheduled maintenance and software upgrades?

Will-not-discuss-on-open-forum.

PinkFridge

Fri, Jan 30 2015, 9:01 am

Tips for a natural looking sheitel

This-should-be-very-helpful-thank-you.

greenfire

Fri, Jan 30 2015, 9:41 am

"good toy for shabbos"

something without batteries ...