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marina

Thu, Jan 02 2014, 9:58 pm

gold21 wrote:

She wore lingerie
Under her coat
At her Bishow
To the Rebbeshe guy

I love this!

pause

Thu, Jan 02 2014, 10:05 pm

gold21 wrote:

She wore lingerie
Under her coat
At her Bishow
To the Rebbeshe guy

...who knows a thing or two

Hatemywig

Thu, Jan 02 2014, 10:06 pm

I'm a mother
This is my daily venue
Anonymous is my menu

gold21

Thu, Jan 02 2014, 10:08 pm

I'm afraid my husband is gay
She said, sobbing.
The ladies on Imamother told me so
And she cried
As her straight husband sat near her
Wondering
What was wrong

wanderer

Thu, Jan 02 2014, 10:11 pm

My brilliant contribution:

roses are red
violets are blue
this thread is funny
I must post, too

gold21

Thu, Jan 02 2014, 10:12 pm

My husband is frum in the bedroom
Said Tanya.
Well, at least for that
Said Dina.
My husband is not frum at all.

Blue jay

Thu, Jan 02 2014, 10:14 pm

There is a blizzard
storming outside my window
typing keeps me warm

gold21

Thu, Jan 02 2014, 10:15 pm

Get the three billy goats gruff
Onto Imamother
So we can finally get rid
Of the trolls

pause

Thu, Jan 02 2014, 10:16 pm

I went to return a robe I bought
the saleswoman said
check out your friend's bra

gold21

Thu, Jan 02 2014, 10:16 pm

I am trying to work on myself
Not to post on Imamother so much
But it's hard, because I
Need an outlet.

pause

Thu, Jan 02 2014, 10:17 pm

I follow what my rav says
even when he tells me
to buy an LV bag

pause

Thu, Jan 02 2014, 10:18 pm

I have many phobias
one of them is
kosher dunkin donuts

mummiedearest

Thu, Jan 02 2014, 10:20 pm

kosher dunkin donuts
kosher dunkin donuts
kosher dunkin donuts
they float!

(who gets the reference?)

mummiedearest

Thu, Jan 02 2014, 10:21 pm

I'd like to report
the skimpy lingerie ad
over there on the far right.

Tzippora

Thu, Jan 02 2014, 10:21 pm

There once was a girl from Bais Yankev
Who thought her husband would certainly die if
A girls elbows would show
or her neckline was low
Those blurred glasses - she decided to try it!

Last edited by Tzippora on Thu, Jan 02 2014, 10:25 pm; edited 1 time in total

gold21

Thu, Jan 02 2014, 10:22 pm

Should I go to the mikvah
In this snowstorm?
Asked Bonnie.
Yes, said Gail.
Go dunk in the snow in your backyard.
(Hopefully the neighbors won't see.)

Hatemywig

Thu, Jan 02 2014, 10:23 pm

Hello, me ladies
snow is driving ya crazy
cozy with ya computer

Blue jay

Thu, Jan 02 2014, 10:24 pm

donuts are so good
kosher as they should
be in your neighborhood

Hatemywig

Thu, Jan 02 2014, 10:25 pm

Just wondering aloud
How many of you googled
what is a Haiku

pause

Thu, Jan 02 2014, 10:26 pm

Only Tziporah's post follows the real parameters of a haiku.

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