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Hatemywig

Thu, Jan 02 2014, 10:45 pm

QueenBee3 wrote:

a haiku for you
and a haiku for me too
do you haiku too?

My oh my
Is the Queen Bee hooked
to the haiku trend

mummiedearest

Thu, Jan 02 2014, 10:46 pm

alcohol at bars
is fine in my opinion
with a mechitzah

joy613

Thu, Jan 02 2014, 10:47 pm

QueenBee3 wrote:

We all need to be where your avatar is... do I see palm trees?

Sure looks like it. Got it from google images.

mummiedearest

Thu, Jan 02 2014, 10:47 pm

yeshivas are not
excessive expenditures
give me scholarship

mummiedearest

Thu, Jan 02 2014, 10:47 pm

I serve cantaloupe
instead of gefilte fish
will you eat by me?

bamamama

Thu, Jan 02 2014, 10:48 pm

Hugless amother
in her third week of niddah
separation just sucks

mummiedearest

Thu, Jan 02 2014, 10:49 pm

me very big troll
tell me personal thoughts please
I will laugh out loud

mummiedearest

Thu, Jan 02 2014, 10:50 pm

sheila has ten toes
and twenty seven earrings
is she frum enough?

busydev

Thu, Jan 02 2014, 10:50 pm

the food for shabbos
wont put itself in the oven
so I should really go

Blue jay

Thu, Jan 02 2014, 10:50 pm

Hatemywig wrote:

My oh my
Is the Queen Bee hooked
to the haiku trend

To This is shall reply with a personal poem inspired by you ,

Oh, Hate my wig
Your are so right
I am having so much fun with haikus
on this wintry night.

bamamama

Thu, Jan 02 2014, 10:52 pm

It's really a cult?
Anything can be a cult
it depends on your perspective

Blue jay

Thu, Jan 02 2014, 10:55 pm

busydev wrote:

the food for shabbos
wont put itself in the oven
so I should really go

Ok, Now I have a stinger up my tuchus to go get some work done! Very Happy

No more haikus for Queen bee tonight!
Stay safe and warm everyone, and have a good Shabbos!

MaBelleVie

Thu, Jan 02 2014, 10:55 pm

Other parents dress
Like sluts in their ugg boots
Who knows if they're frum?

wanderer

Thu, Jan 02 2014, 10:59 pm

mummiedearest wrote:

I serve cantaloupe
instead of gefilte fish
will you eat by me?

no, mummiedearest
I cannot partake your meal
my rav does not let

greenfire

Thu, Jan 02 2014, 11:05 pm

mummiedearest wrote:

kosher dunkin donuts
kosher dunkin donuts
kosher dunkin donuts
they float!

(who gets the reference?)

I do
I do
I do - nut

kosher

Last edited by greenfire on Thu, Jan 02 2014, 11:05 pm; edited 1 time in total

bamamama

Thu, Jan 02 2014, 11:05 pm

wanderer wrote:

no, mummiedearest
I cannot partake your meal
my rav does not let

basar v'dagim
who gave you permission
to ignore mesorah?

Hatemywig

Thu, Jan 02 2014, 11:05 pm

bamamama wrote:

It's really a cult?
Anything can be a cult
it depends on your perspective

Kalt means cold
It's freezing in Brooklyn NY
on this Erev Shabbos

bamamama

Thu, Jan 02 2014, 11:07 pm

MaBelleVie wrote:

Other parents dress
Like sluts in their ugg boots
Who knows if they're frum?

with their long sheitels
straight skirts right to their hosed knees
apparently not

bamamama

Thu, Jan 02 2014, 11:09 pm

Hatemywig wrote:

Kalt means cold
It's freezing in Brooklyn NY
on this Erev Shabbos

a kalt cult in brooklyn
it's not kalt here in Canada
stay warm east coast friends

marina

Thu, Jan 02 2014, 11:20 pm

http://writeahaiku.com/

but this thread is also for all poetry

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