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Mitzvahmom




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jul 09 2007, 12:37 pm
So I started my summer course today..

The professor got up and put a jar on her desk

Swearing is $.25
Cell phone use is $.75

At the end of the semester we will have a party with the money made.

I went up to her, "professor I have to keep my phone on vibrate."

She looks me up and down, "why?"

me, "well I am a single mother of three so I have to be avail incase of emergency."

she looks me up and down again, "you do not look like your old enough to have kids let alone three."

me, "well such is life and I want to finish my degree so that's the way it goes."

Her, "good for you, now why ru in my class you seem to get this stuff."

Me, "politics about tranfering credits."

Professor laughs, and says I hear u.

Then she proceeded to hand out 4 chapters worth of homework due tomorrow! Also informs us that our first exam is tomorrow!
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Mishie




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jul 09 2007, 1:00 pm
MM - That's always nice to hear!
Good for you!!! Very Happy

And - Good Luck on your exam tomorrow!!!
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MamaBear




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jul 09 2007, 2:15 pm
I always laugh when I get that comment (I'm 28 and look 20) b/c having two kids under age 3 seems to have aged me. What would these people say if they saw me when I was well rested?
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DefyGravity




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jul 09 2007, 2:18 pm
Now THIS is confusing ^^^^^^
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Tehilla




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jul 09 2007, 2:20 pm
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Tefila




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jul 09 2007, 6:56 pm
Hate to break it to ya gals

But I get the same thing I think most if not all frum women do. whhha you have 18yr old teens and 3 yr old twins etc "you don't look that old Confused are they all yours not adopted or from the same father" Rolling Eyes shock .

It's b/c imo most people count having babies from 30 so ofcourse it doesn't seem to make sense.......................
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shoy18




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jul 09 2007, 7:11 pm
DefyGravity wrote:
Now THIS is confusing ^^^^^^


yeah I also took a double take. two different people with the same name!
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chocolate moose




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jul 09 2007, 7:23 pm
shoy18 wrote:
DefyGravity wrote:
Now THIS is confusing ^^^^^^
yeah I also took a double take. two different people with the same name!


how is that possible?
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Nomad




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jul 09 2007, 9:29 pm
thats cute Smile...
I have the opposite... I AM the professor and people always want to know how old I am because I look to young to be up there.
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Mama Bear




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jul 09 2007, 10:18 pm
MAMA BEAR? WHO ARE YOU?????

Uh oh. We're in trouble here.
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Lechatchila Ariber




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jul 09 2007, 10:24 pm
oh dear you are in trouble
LOL
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Mrs. XYZ




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jul 09 2007, 10:51 pm
chocolate moose wrote:
shoy18 wrote:
DefyGravity wrote:
Now THIS is confusing ^^^^^^
yeah I also took a double take. two different people with the same name!


how is that possible?


One is with a 'space' between mama and bear, the other is without.

For a second I also thought "what??? when did mama bear have a second baby???"
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happyone




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jul 09 2007, 11:09 pm
Uh Oh Mama Bear, it's time for a name change. How about Papa Bear this time.
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miriam




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jul 09 2007, 11:10 pm
MamaBear and Mama Bear are 2 different people.
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Tefila




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jul 10 2007, 12:46 am
Lol miriam we worked it out eventually Tongue Out but I personally think the newer one should change since the older one has seniority 8) how about baby bear
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greenfire




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jul 10 2007, 8:34 am
hey since when can we ask people to change their names ... should I put in a few requests myself ... like I OWN THE COLOR GREEN if I confuse someones screename with my own - don't I have that right?!?!? Twisted Evil Shooting Arrow

p.s. opened a new thread on the topic ...


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greenfire




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jul 10 2007, 8:36 am
mitzvahmom ... just remember how much better it will be for you later on ... when you are say 40 or 50 and they think your younger ... Mr. Green
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Ima'la




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jul 10 2007, 8:45 am
lol - mm, when I saw the name of this thread, I knew it had to be yours! (good luck with all that HW!)

(and I'll add myself to the list of "double-takers" when I saw mamabear jr.! welcome!)
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Health is a Virture




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jul 10 2007, 3:25 pm
I am 28, a woman at the gym I go to (a frum woman) who I frequently attend the same classes, finally got the guts the other day to say to me "how old are you?"

and I'm like guess. She says well, I would think 12, but I know you have a kid, so like 18.

She was floored when I told her my age! I get it all the time. People know I have 3 kids so they just can't fathom how old I am.

It drives me crazy!! People on the street will reprimand how I raise my kids, etc, and then one day it finally dawned on me because they think I am a young teenager who doesn't knwo what she is doing!!

oh, the woman then said, "where is your age?" or, something like that. Wasn't sure what I am supposed to have: grey hair, wrinkles? be a little taller maybe LOL LOL LOL LOL (I'm short)
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Hashem_Yaazor




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jul 10 2007, 5:02 pm
A month or so ago a lady came up to me and commented on my kids, and asked how old they were, and I said...and then she asked, and how old are you, 12? And I said, not much more. She chuckled, and then said, 'But you are 16, right?"
:rolleyes:
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