I want to remembered (mishloach manos)

amother

Zinnia

Sun, Feb 20 2022, 1:19 pm

doodlesmom wrote:

If you buy each recipient a car and put in an apple and cookie?

Lol.

OP: please put me on your list.

I’ll take an SUV (so there is no confusion on Purim).

I assume a parking spot comes with the vehicle.

Btw, if the apple and cookie are too much, you can skip them.

imasinger

Sun, Feb 20 2022, 2:33 pm

Loving this thread, and happy to contribute to it.

Ideas, that is. Alas, I'm one of the poor souls that has to rely on my brainpower to be distinctive, rather than my distinctly nondescript income.

But for your consideration (with the understanding that all of these are wonderful ideas that wouldn't offend a soul, and certainly not anyone with fear of flying, limited education, IF, tznius anxiety, difficulty finding a shidduch, or anything else):

Dress as flight attendants and offer coffee, soda, airline food, and tickets to EY.

Dress as Gemarakup and as carpenters, and give a new set of gemaras, a shrank to put them on, and a cherry on top.

Dress as sheitel macher and men's salesmen, and give hats, fancy tichels, and sheitels. Write a note, "hope your Purim is tops!"

Let all your little girls, who always want to dress as kallahs anyway, do their thing, carry wedding cake, and IOU gift certificates to either pay for a wedding, or pay a great shadchan.

Dress as sifrei Torah, and give a donated Torah to the shul of their choice, in their name, or a donation to the school of their choice. Include some bread and spread, because ein kemach, ein Torah.

Dress up as babies, and give certificates for a year of childcare, along with some mashed bananas and a baby bottle filled with whatever you deem tasty and tasteful.

*Edited because idiotic spell check changed "deem" to "seem". Grr.

Last edited by imasinger on Sun, Feb 20 2022, 10:07 pm; edited 1 time in total

amother

Slateblue

Mon, Feb 21 2022, 5:33 am

12 bottles red wine (good bordaux)
12 bottles red grape juice
4 boxes hand shmura mazzah with best hechsherim
a basket of assorted artisan klp chocolates and parve treats
24 chicken cutlets klp frozen
4 pounds brsket klp frozen
crystal vase with beautiful fake roses to put in the seder table
new silver kos

and a nice pesachdike card- most people wil apreciate klp food and it will save them money next month