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amother

Tue, Aug 15 2023, 7:46 pm

Need a little humor!

Nickname: Little Bear
Age: 18 months
Height: 25”
Build: Slender
Reddish hair, brown eyes

Little Bear is a vivacious, curious boy eager to explore new and exciting vistas (top of the table, upper shelves of bookcases). A real masmid who loves his Aleph-Bais books and dancing with his plush sefer Torah, as well as turning pages of various seforim with extreme bekius. Other interests include experimenting with gravity by throwing food on the floor, as well as shoes of all kinds, particularly wearing his Tatty’s Shabbos shoes, removing shoes from the family shoe rack, and dropping shoes behind the couch. Enjoys the same children’s books being read to him numerous times per day (or per hour). Current favorite foods include mini muffins, scrambled eggs, cherries, and avocado.

Add yours! Let’s keep it light and fun!

mig100

Tue, Aug 15 2023, 7:52 pm

Love this

amother

Amber

Tue, Aug 15 2023, 7:58 pm

name: chicken or pumpkin
age 17 months
black curly hair, sparkling, mischievous brown eyes

he is a vibrant child that loves acting mature and grown up. he has a deep desire to emulate his older sibling by sitting on high surfaces, climbing stairs, running in the street and splashing water wherever it's available. He sometimes bites and smacks but mother believes it's coming from a place of love and expression. He doesnt do it in moments of anger. He is adored by all who know him, the neighborhood girls run after him and everyone wants to be first to hold him. He is super friendly to one and all and accepts everyone with the same huge smile. he loves animals and in support we are planning a family trip to the zoo just for him. whoever gets this precious toddler is a lucky gal.

amother

Eggshell

Tue, Aug 15 2023, 8:43 pm

Nickname: tzadikl
Age: 2.5
Gender: male
Average height well built
Looking for: a girl who knows how to have fin and is a partner in all his endeavors
About: tzadikl is a fun and happy boy. He is very creative and can always think of solutions to problems . He is also excellent at playing hide and go seek with things around the house. He is an excellent cook who cleans up after himself. He knos how to stick ip for himself and does not let people use his stuff and take advantage of him. His favorite mitzva is tzedaka.

amother

Eggshell

Tue, Aug 15 2023, 8:48 pm

Nickname: baby
Age 9 months
Petite
Looking for: a good chef who is happy
About: always has a smile on his face as long as he's getting his way. Loves to eat. Has a lot of energy doesnt need a lot of sleep.
Loves playing with other people.constantly moving around.

amother

Burntblack

Tue, Aug 15 2023, 8:54 pm

Name: Bobbi
Age: 9 months
Gender: male
Reddish hair and blue eyes
The best chap out there. He’s super friendly, has a lot of fun in him. Will love a wife that knows how to cook for him. Very pleasant and calm personality and goes with the flow.

amother

Ruby

Tue, Aug 15 2023, 8:56 pm

Nickname: Mister
Age: 25 months
Appearance: Muscular, adorable curls, infectious smile and laugh.

Mister is alert enough to hear the opening of a door up two flights of stairs, intelligent enough to know that he must move quickly and quietly, and focused enough to know that if he is successful, Totty's phone might be within his grasp.

He can climb to the top of a jungle gym or bookcase, is unfailingly loving and gentle with infants (is makpid about giving kisses to siddurim and to babies), a fine Lego builder, an impressive toddler truck driver, and has a unique ability to get hold of and destroy anything that can make a loud noise and a big mess.

Any young lady who can appreciate these fine qualities will probably be very happy.

amother

DarkKhaki

Tue, Aug 15 2023, 9:41 pm

Oy! So many male resumes! Does this mean we’re going to have a toddler shidduch crisis in the other direction?

amother

Amber

Tue, Aug 15 2023, 9:45 pm

amother DarkKhaki wrote:

Oy! So many male resumes! Does this mean we’re going to have a toddler shidduch crisis in the other direction?

as far as im concerned there are definitely more males in the world. no one can convince me otherwise.

amother

Starflower

Tue, Aug 15 2023, 9:49 pm

Nickname: little tomboy
Age: 17 months
Gender: female
Nice length dirty blonde hair and beautiful blue eyes

About: little tomboy is the cutest creature on earth. She is advanced and so very smart which brings her to do things beyond my control. Ie, she goes with a carriage till the road, pushes it onto the road and then is responsible and goes to get it. She will crawl up steps, Get to the top and yell ma ma, only to have me run up to take her. She doesn't sit still for more than a few minutes and has the capability to turn a perfectly neat room into a mess in no time. And so much more. In other words, a real busybody.

Her language consists of plentiful words and lots of cute hand motions. Full of personality.

She is looking for a boy who can handle all this.

Postscript: she is far different than her siblings were at that age so please don't compare.

I love this thread! Was kinda therapeutic writing this out. Despite her keeping me on my toes ALL day, which is challenging, she got so so so much cuteness to herself bh.

amother

Topaz

Tue, Aug 15 2023, 9:52 pm

Resume:

Name: Baby Girl
Age: 3 Months
School: Home
Height: 22 inches
Parents: Love her
Chasidus: Neutral

Personality: Very accepting, loving, outgoing, open-minded, happy-go-lucky, sociable, well liked by all.

Looking for: caring, good cook, learning, talented open-minded, wealthy parents.

Call: my parents

amother

Lemon

Tue, Aug 15 2023, 9:57 pm

Nickname: Houdini
Age: 2 and a half
Hight: I can’t remember

Talents:
1) making and little on the floor and then running to his potty
2) waking up early
3) dancing
4) yelling when the baby is sleeping

Work history:
Is responsible to wake up his family every morning.
Ketchup artist
Likes to make a “parject”

Houdini is a smart bachur who finds a solution to every problem. There is nothing he can’t get his hands into. He is a great singer at “yeels ona buso roun an roun”.
He is looking for a maidel that can get into trouble with him, he can talk to at night, he can wake up early in the morning and someone who won’t cook because he only eats ketchup.

References:
The doctor who he loves to visit to see the fishees
The store manager who stresses each time we walk into the store
The stray cats that he likes to pick up
The roomba that he rides around the house
The neighbors door that he likes to knock on

amother

Lemon

Tue, Aug 15 2023, 10:06 pm

amother Lemon wrote:

The little sister:

Nickname: jumping ballerina butterfly
Age: 14 months
Hight: I can’t remember

Talents:
1) makes trouble with Houdini
2) is cute and she knows it
3) she eats like a man
4) when Houdini makes her upset she comes running with puppy eyes

Work history:
Fashion influencers- gets whatever she wasn’t cuz of her good looks

JBB knows that looks speak louder than words.
She knows how to get her hands into everything and knows when to turn to the professionals (Houdini) for help. She is looking for a little man who won’t take her toys away, won’t mind that she’s fat and will keep feeding her.

amother

Ghostwhite

Tue, Aug 15 2023, 10:11 pm

Nickname: Esti my Bestie
Age: 5 (not so much a toddler anymore)
Gender: Female

Description:
Esti is very intelligent and inquisitive. She asks more questions than you will have answers for.

She is the full package. She can play with Barbies while pushing them around with sirens and zoom zoom sounds in their convertible cars . She walks outside dressed in full Shabbos Abba garb , hat, suit jacket (and pj pants) while pushing a doll carriage.

She believes in equal opportunity for all and when she helps herself to a freezepop , she is super generous and takes another 20 with her to give out to all the neighbors plus doubles for herself.

She has a very sensitive side to her . If you hurt yourself , she hurts along with you to the point that she feels the same pain and cries until you give her a Bandaid.

She can get feisty but that shows a good side of her. She knows what she wants , how she wants it and when she wants it …NOW!!!
She is multi lingual . She speaks English , Some Lashon Kodesh and a spattering of Yiddish.

Esti is very artistic and often draws on the table , her mothers important documents and so on.

She is also super creative and has a strong sense of fashion. Sometimes she’s even ahead of new trends . A tutu, unicorn headband , pajama pants and rain boots all sharing the same color palette is a “perfect match” according to her . She’ll even sometimes match her underwear to go along with the color scheme.

She acknowledges HaShem all the time and has a strong Midah of Hakaras Hatov. Always thanking HaShem , Mommy or Totty .

She is a great catch. Every boy on the block calls out “Esti ! Esti! “ whenever she’s around because they love to play and spend time with her .

She’s very tall, dirty blond hair and brown eyes.

amother

Fri, Sep 01 2023, 12:21 am

Bumping this up again! Would love to read more fun toddler shidduch resumes! Laugh

amother

Jade

Fri, Sep 01 2023, 12:33 am

Those are so cute!! Too bad my youngest is 17 .. years old , time for real resume soon B'H!

shirachadasha

Fri, Sep 01 2023, 12:52 am

It seems like every single one of these is expecting for full parental support for the foreseeable future. What is with this generation?

LOL

amother

Fri, Sep 01 2023, 1:03 am

shirachadasha wrote:

It seems like every single one of these is expecting for full parental support for the foreseeable future. What is with this generation?

LOL

Not only that, but we’re expected to put them through school as well!

amother

Butterscotch

Fri, Sep 01 2023, 1:08 am

Why do all these boys sound like they're hyperactive? We're looking for a calm, easygoing guy for our amazing daughter.

amother

Fri, Sep 01 2023, 1:15 am

amother Butterscotch wrote:

Why do all these boys sound like they're hyperactive? We're looking for a calm, easygoing guy for our amazing daughter.

Nu, nu, tell us about your daughter!

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