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 Wed, Jan 10 2024, 5:31 pm
| amother Ghostwhite wrote: | And this is what happens when I ask them to be funny:
Ah, the dazzling world of Religious Jewish Orthodox women! Picture this: a fashion show where the latest trend is long skirts and sleeves that could rival a wizard's robe. Head coverings, not just a fashion accessory, but a statement that says, "My hair is for my eyes only, thank you very much!"
In the fabulous realm of family life, Orthodox Jewish women are the ultimate multitaskers. Not only are they juggling kids and household chores, but they've also mastered the art of Sabbath candle lighting – who needs electricity anyway? It's all about that warm, flickering ambiance.
And let's not forget their stellar education – because why settle for just secular studies when you can also become a Torah expert? Move over, Ivy League, there's a new alma mater in town – the School of Challah Baking and Mikveh Management.
Now, for the pièce de résistance: modesty. Forget about the latest fashion trends; Orthodox Jewish women are rocking the timeless look of tzniut (modesty) like it's the new black. Elbow sleeves and ankle-length skirts – the fashion-forward choice for every occasion.
But fear not, these Orthodox Jewish queens know how to have a good time too. Picture this: a Saturday night, a room filled with laughter and the sound of kiddush wine being poured. Who says religious observance can't be a party?
So there you have it, the glamorous and slightly tongue-in-cheek world of Religious Jewish Orthodox women – where tradition meets timeless chic, and every day is a Shabbat runway. |
ChatGPT really wrote this? Omg it's such a nerd! I cringed reading this.
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Wed, Jan 10 2024, 5:38 pm
| amother Ghostwhite wrote: | And this is what happens when I ask them to be funny:
Ah, the dazzling world of Religious Jewish Orthodox women! Picture this: a fashion show where the latest trend is long skirts and sleeves that could rival a wizard's robe. Head coverings, not just a fashion accessory, but a statement that says, "My hair is for my eyes only, thank you very much!"
In the fabulous realm of family life, Orthodox Jewish women are the ultimate multitaskers. Not only are they juggling kids and household chores, but they've also mastered the art of Sabbath candle lighting – who needs electricity anyway? It's all about that warm, flickering ambiance.
And let's not forget their stellar education – because why settle for just secular studies when you can also become a Torah expert? Move over, Ivy League, there's a new alma mater in town – the School of Challah Baking and Mikveh Management.
Now, for the pièce de résistance: modesty. Forget about the latest fashion trends; Orthodox Jewish women are rocking the timeless look of tzniut (modesty) like it's the new black. Elbow sleeves and ankle-length skirts – the fashion-forward choice for every occasion.
But fear not, these Orthodox Jewish queens know how to have a good time too. Picture this: a Saturday night, a room filled with laughter and the sound of kiddush wine being poured. Who says religious observance can't be a party?
So there you have it, the glamorous and slightly tongue-in-cheek world of Religious Jewish Orthodox women – where tradition meets timeless chic, and every day is a Shabbat runway. |
Ah yes, the Saturday night kiddush. My favorite observance as an Orthodox Jew. It is every bit as entertaining as they make it sound.
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Wed, Jan 10 2024, 8:05 pm
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Is this the ai post that caused new rules on site?
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Wed, Jan 10 2024, 8:09 pm
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Wed, Jan 10 2024, 8:10 pm
| amother Vanilla wrote: | | Ah yes, the Saturday night kiddush. My favorite observance as an Orthodox Jew. It is every bit as entertaining as they make it sound. |
Saturday night kiddush is the real deal.
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Wed, Jan 10 2024, 8:14 pm
Which thread was that? Can someone please link?
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