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ChossidMom
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Thu, Jul 30 2009, 6:18 pm
Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barrack Obama go to heaven,
God addresses Al first. ''Al, what do you believe in?''
Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election,
but that it was your will that I did not serve.
And I've come to understand that now.''
God thinks for a second and says:
"Very good. Come and sit at my left.''
God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?''
Bill replies: "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned,
but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man,
and I hope no grudges are held against me.''
God thinks for a second and says: "You are forgiven,
my son. Come and sit at my right.''
Then God addresses Barrack. "Barrack, what do you believe in?''
He replies: "I believe you're in my chair."
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mandksima
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Thu, Jul 30 2009, 6:32 pm
Hardy har har. Not sure if I like that or not but dh will get a kick out of it.
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ChossidMom
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Thu, Jul 30 2009, 6:37 pm
yeah. Nothing like a little post Tisha B'Av humor.
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anewday
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Thu, Jul 30 2009, 9:12 pm
loved it...and so did dh!
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ShakleeMom
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Thu, Jul 30 2009, 9:18 pm
is it okay if I laugh before breaking my fast? Really, what are the odds of all three of them dying together... and never mind arriving to heaven.
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Rubber Ducky
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Fri, Jul 31 2009, 8:37 am
I read it to DH; he liked it too.
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bubby
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Fri, Jul 31 2009, 9:02 am
I'm forwarding this to everyone I know!! Thanks for the chortle!
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chocolate moose
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Fri, Jul 31 2009, 10:38 am
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ChossidMom
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Fri, Jul 31 2009, 10:48 am
Actually, no. I received it in an email.
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