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ChossidMom

Thu, Jul 30 2009, 6:18 pm

Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barrack Obama go to heaven,
God addresses Al first. ''Al, what do you believe in?''
Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election,
but that it was your will that I did not serve.
And I've come to understand that now.''
God thinks for a second and says:
"Very good. Come and sit at my left.''
God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?''
Bill replies: "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned,
but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man,
and I hope no grudges are held against me.''
God thinks for a second and says: "You are forgiven,
my son. Come and sit at my right.''
Then God addresses Barrack. "Barrack, what do you believe in?''
He replies: "I believe you're in my chair."

mandksima

Thu, Jul 30 2009, 6:32 pm

Hardy har har. Not sure if I like that or not but dh will get a kick out of it.

ChossidMom

Thu, Jul 30 2009, 6:37 pm

yeah. Nothing like a little post Tisha B'Av humor. Sad

anewday

Thu, Jul 30 2009, 9:12 pm

loved it...and so did dh!

ShakleeMom

Thu, Jul 30 2009, 9:18 pm

is it okay if I laugh before breaking my fast? Really, what are the odds of all three of them dying together... and never mind arriving to heaven.

Clarissa

Thu, Jul 30 2009, 9:44 pm

I first heard that one when it was about Bill Gates. It was so popular, he even included it in his autobiography. Then it was about Hillary Clinton. Then Wayne Gretsky. Then something to do with the Irish, on the bottom of the next link. As you can see from the next link, it's also about some sports guy I've never heard of. I found one with GWB, but it contained profanities, so I didn't link. An oldie but a goodie, still makes me laugh today, with this latest President Obama version.

http://www.rantnroll.com/html/gates.html

http://politicalhumor.about.co.....d.htm

http://forums.sabres.com/lofiv......html

http://blogs.newsobserver.com/.....again

http://mawalini.top-depart.com......html

Last edited by Clarissa on Thu, Jul 30 2009, 9:56 pm; edited 3 times in total