so I was painting an empty house ... and several meshulachim came knocking at the door ... don't ask me why I even bothered to open the door ... but each of them just stood there smiling with this erie smile like I knew what they wanted ... all I thought how rude it was for them to want something $$$ and not ask for it like a mentsch ... so I didn't even bother trying to communicate ... and they looked at the mezuzah - and they looked at me - and I could plainly see that they thought I looked like a "shiksa" ...
