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amother
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Sat, Jan 06 2018, 10:18 pm
My husband decided to take the GREs so we stopped by B&N to pick up a test prep book.
I texted dd that "we are going to be a little late, picking up books for abbas testicles"
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amother
Seafoam
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Sat, Jan 06 2018, 10:44 pm
I quickly scanned a session note before submitting it online at work. Luckily, I caught that my phone split the word "therapist" into 2 words.
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amother
Blonde
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Sat, Jan 06 2018, 10:50 pm
amother wrote: | My husband decided to take the GREs so we stopped by B&N to pick up a test prep book.
I texted dd that "we are going to be a little late, picking up books for abbas testicles" |
love to read what dd wrote in response!
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InnerMe
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Sun, Jan 07 2018, 1:08 am
amother wrote: | My MIL once sent Muzzle Tough in a whatsapp and it has become a running joke. We all text Muzzle Tough when there is good news
My sister once sent me a text about her sheitel. ... which was changed to sh*t. We do joke that sheitel should be called the s word since they cause so much stress. |
That is hysterical! Took me a moment to get that.
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amother
Pumpkin
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Sun, Jan 07 2018, 3:25 am
My phone wrote 'come fart' instead of 'come fast'.....
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ggdm
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Sun, Jan 07 2018, 6:43 pm
A really bad one... someone told me about a rabbi named "Gitler". When I googled him just now, I got "did you mean: rabbi Hitler"
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amother
White
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Sun, Jan 07 2018, 6:47 pm
My relative lived on Birch drive. She texted me her address which changed the R to a T
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amother
Rose
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Mon, Jan 08 2018, 9:39 am
Whenever I text anything to my son Levi, it always comes out Lazy, lol!
And my DD Rivky always comes back as Risky.
Whenever I mention about saying Tehillim, it always come back as To H.ll with em.
Just a few for starters...there are lots more, lol!
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amother
Plum
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Tue, Jan 09 2018, 2:38 pm
Snow White wrote: | When I was engaged , was texting my chosson and I was writing something about coming over for a sec and got changed to s-x. I didnt realize the mistake until he responded read your text again. Was super embarrassing bec in my circles we didn’t talk about that befor marriage. |
That's why in my circles we don't txt while engaged all together
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amother
Gold
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Tue, Jan 09 2018, 5:50 pm
Clearly most of these phones have dirty minds. Unless they have artificial intelligence and are correcting based on the usual vocabulary of the owner? Nah, can't be...
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Moonlight
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Tue, Jan 09 2018, 7:00 pm
amother wrote: | Clearly most of these phones have dirty minds. Unless they have artificial intelligence and are correcting based on the usual vocabulary of the owner? Nah, can't be... |
I think based on average use in general and most the world does not talk so clean
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shanie5
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Mon, May 28 2018, 10:34 pm
Last night I texted someone what time I expected to return home. I wrote "GPS says 11:00"
My phone sent "God says 11:00"
I guess even my phone knows that everything is from G-D
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amother
Burgundy
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Mon, May 28 2018, 10:56 pm
Thank you for this thread... I haven't laughed this hard in months!
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Rubber Ducky
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Mon, May 28 2018, 11:23 pm
Got this from a shadchan suggesting a match for my son:
"...She is a passionate about her accusation and perspiring her goals and finding a soul mate who is wants to learn for a long time."
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Frumwithallergies
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Mon, May 28 2018, 11:52 pm
On apple/mac devices, my name often gets auto-corrected to J*sus, which has caused me embarrassment beyond your wildest imagination. Since I've switched to BlackBerry (yes, really switched TO BlackBerry), I'm able to switch back and forth from English to a European language seamlessly without any typos and I'm no longer J*sus!
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amother
Smokey
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Tue, May 29 2018, 12:11 am
Anonymous because all my relatives know this story.
My daughter received an excellent mark on a test. I took a picture of the test and emailed it to my in-laws with the subject line "Shep nachas".
Except that what it actually said was "Shep jack@ss"
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finallyamommy
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Tue, May 29 2018, 8:44 am
This is the funniest thread I've ever seen!
My phone recognizes the word "tzadekes" but not "tzaddik." So when my husband's boss gave him an advance once before the chagim, I said "Wow. Please tell your boss he's a tzadekes." And then, "Silly phone. Tzaddik." He forwarded him both messages and now asks me all the time now if he should tell his boss he's a tzadekes.
Also, I once texted "love you" to my husband, but the phone somehow turned it into "obesity you."
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JoyInTheMorning
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Fri, Jun 01 2018, 10:26 am
"Daven" always gets changed to "haven" and "davening" to "devaluing."
As in "I'm davening for you" becomes "I'm devaluing for you" or even "I'm devaluing you." Oy!
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