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dena613




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Mar 09 2022, 7:02 pm
MitzadSheini wrote:
Why not add an ACTUAL zayis just to be sure? If you pick them now you should be able to have them pickled by next week.


ZAYIS??!!! GET IT????.ZZZZZZZZAYIS!!!
IT'S PERFECT!
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amother
Cerulean


 

Post Wed, Mar 09 2022, 8:46 pm
Thanks for the laughs. G-d knows I can use it.
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amother
Skyblue


 

Post Wed, Mar 09 2022, 9:40 pm
amother [ Cerulean ] wrote:
Thanks for the laughs. G-d knows I can use it.

Yes. This is awesome. Haven't yet had the privilege (zechus?) of meeting Rebbetzin ZZZ, so I am ever so grateful to be getting a glimpse of her gadlus now!
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top mom




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 09 2023, 9:04 am
Hi ladies Hi
It's that time of year again Very Happy
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Sunny Days




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 09 2023, 9:14 am
top mom wrote:
Hi ladies Hi
It's that time of year again Very Happy

Ooh goodie!
I was about to pm you last night to ask how the rebetzin tlita and keh kinderlach are doing. I’m not sure it “poss” to ask about Rabbi. But of course we hopes doing well.

And of course I don’t mean to be nosy, but any news to share with us this year? Uh, just to be aware if there are any restrictions in setting up your million m’m and making all the 127 hamentashen flavors?

Edited an autocorrect. I’m sure there are more. I don’t care.
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amother
Melon


 

Post Mon, Feb 13 2023, 7:24 pm
Reb. ZZZ how many teachers do you have to send m’m too? And what are you holy kinderlach dressing up as this year? I’m sure everything is ready and hanging in the closet waiting for Purim to finally arrive.
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amother
Catmint


 

Post Wed, Mar 08 2023, 2:09 pm
Heyyyy
Your back!
How was Purim. I didnt manage to daven. Can you give me some chizzuk? Also I am sure you had us all iinzin.
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OceanRider




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Mar 08 2023, 2:28 pm
Oh dear this thread is so refreshing!!
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amother
Melon


 

Post Tue, Mar 12 2024, 1:40 am
Inquiring minds want to know what you are sending for m’m this year. Can’t wait to hear the theme and poem!
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top mom




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Mar 12 2024, 2:35 am
Thanks for the bump Smile
It's always fun to re-laugh at old threads!
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amother
DarkKhaki


 

Post Tue, Mar 12 2024, 4:07 am
Rebbetzin, I thought of an amazing theme for you for this year!

You can do "math." Here is a poem for you:

Purim comes from the word Pur
You knew that already for sure
And if you switch those letters
You come up with something better
Pru means to multiply
Like the sextuplets bringing this Shalach Manos by
So in honor of Purim enlarge your brood
And when the baby is born we'll send you MORE food!

You can give out a pomegranate seed and a pretzel stick.

Put this under your poem to explain:

Pomegranates have too many seeds for counting, so we gave you just one so it won't be hard.
And the pretzel stick looks like a number. Can you guess which ONE?

P.S. The pretzel stick is pareve, yoshon, pas yisroel, glatt, bishul yisroel, challah taken, and beis yosef. The pomegranate seed comes from Morocco and no terumah or maaser needs to be taken, there is no concern of orlah or shviis. The quints packed these themselves but the quadruplets supervised and made sure they washed their hands. Rabbi ZZZ personally promises that nobody will suffer from germs from this Shalach Manos if eaten with proper kavanah.
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top mom




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Mar 12 2024, 9:28 am
amother DarkKhaki wrote:
Rebbetzin, I thought of an amazing theme for you for this year!

You can do "math." Here is a poem for you:

Purim comes from the word Pur
You knew that already for sure
And if you switch those letters
You come up with something better
Pru means to multiply
Like the sextuplets bringing this Shalach Manos by
So in honor of Purim enlarge your brood
And when the baby is born we'll send you MORE food!

You can give out a pomegranate seed and a pretzel stick.

Put this under your poem to explain:

Pomegranates have too many seeds for counting, so we gave you just one so it won't be hard.
And the pretzel stick looks like a number. Can you guess which ONE?

P.S. The pretzel stick is pareve, yoshon, pas yisroel, glatt, bishul yisroel, challah taken, and beis yosef. The pomegranate seed comes from Morocco and no terumah or maaser needs to be taken, there is no concern of orlah or shviis. The quints packed these themselves but the quadruplets supervised and made sure they washed their hands. Rabbi ZZZ personally promises that nobody will suffer from germs from this Shalach Manos if eaten with proper kavanah.


I absolutely adore the idea, but packaging What
How do I present a pomegranate seed, and a pretzel ?
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Beautiful




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Mar 12 2024, 10:39 am
The pretzel stick is the gallows and the pomegranate seed is hamans head.
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top mom




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Mar 12 2024, 12:53 pm
Beautiful wrote:
The pretzel stick is the gallows and the pomegranate seed is hamans head.


LOL
Rolling Laughter
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amother
Navyblue


 

Post Tue, Mar 12 2024, 1:27 pm
Can someone explain this thread please?
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amother
DarkKhaki


 

Post Tue, Mar 12 2024, 11:08 pm
top mom wrote:
I absolutely adore the idea, but packaging What
How do I present a pomegranate seed, and a pretzel ?

I think they'll fit perfectly in a thermometer probe cover.
https://www.amazon.com/Pack-Di.....DRDQ/
It's just $15 for 500, so if each of the quints make just 100 of them you'll be just fine. Get silver twist ties for the top.

amother Navyblue wrote:
Can someone explain this thread please?

You poor, poor thing! You've never met Rebbetzin ZZZ. Maybe check through her previous threads under "Rebbetzin ZZZ" in this thread: https://www.imamother.com/foru.....43666

By the time you're done, you'll be an ardent chossid like the rest of us, and maybe start davening for a set of sextuplets of your own!
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