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Queen Of Hearts




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Sep 13 2023, 12:01 am
What would you post?
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Goody2shoes




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Sep 13 2023, 12:06 am
My friends told me to post about intimacy....
Also to advertise our sukka building skills, but ads are illegal here. Maybe I'll find a way to post it in intimacy.

Ok, this is a first for me, my post was reported! I guess I'm a better troll then I thought?


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Queen Of Hearts




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Sep 13 2023, 12:10 am
amother PlumPink wrote:
My friends told me to post about intimacy....
Also to advertise our sukka building skills, but ads are illegal here. Maybe I'll find a way to post it in intimacy.


Ooh I like that idea
Would lube help our sukkah boards hold up instead of screws? For instructions pm me.

Do your sukkah boards moan and groan in the wind? You gotta reign it in.
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amother
PlumPink


 

Post Wed, Sep 13 2023, 12:12 am
Sweetmommy wrote:
Ooh I like that idea
Would lube help our sukkah boards hold up instead of screws? For instructions pm me.

Do your sukkah boards moan and groan in the wind? You gotta reign it in.

Man, your graphic! I was thinking more along family friendly lines.
Are you and your husband looking for a quiet place but all your kids are home? PM me and have your sukka standing in no time!
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Queen Of Hearts




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Sep 13 2023, 12:16 am
amother PlumPink wrote:
Man, your graphic! I was thinking more along family friendly lines.
Are you and your husband looking for a quiet place but all your kids are home? PM me and have your sukka standing in no time!


TMI
It had to fit in somewhat in the intimacy section.
Now, that's just boring. Belongs in the kosher kitchen or strollers section...
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shirachadasha




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Sep 13 2023, 12:24 am
Sweetmommy wrote:
What would you post?


I would respond to all "what should I do?" posts by suggesting the use of birth control, therapy or...
duct tape
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amother
Magnolia


 

Post Wed, Sep 13 2023, 6:04 pm
I would troll also during the zman
Why wait for bein hazmanim?
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GLUE




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Sep 13 2023, 6:30 pm
Looking for suggestions on how to advertise my Arovous without advertising,

Which form to put it in and how to put out the words.
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amother
Oatmeal


 

Post Wed, Sep 13 2023, 6:35 pm
GLUE wrote:
Looking for suggestions on how to advertise my Arovous without advertising,

Which form to put it in and how to put out the words.

Start a new thread asking where to get the best Arovos. Use your username.

Then a little later, respond to the post anonymously recommending yourself.

A day or two later respond as op thanking for the suggestion and saying how easy it was to work with him and how fresh and affordable the arovos were.
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hodeez




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Sep 13 2023, 6:36 pm
What's your favorite type of lingerie? LINKS PLEASE
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GLUE




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Sep 13 2023, 6:37 pm
shirachadasha wrote:
I would respond to all "what should I do?" posts by suggesting the use of birth control, therapy or...
duct tape


Are you sure you are a troll?
A women needs two things in life, duct tape and WD40

If it does not move and it should use the WD40
If it move and it should not use the tape.
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amother
Oatmeal


 

Post Wed, Sep 13 2023, 6:40 pm
I was in the grocery store on vacation and I was in a rush. I cut in front of a few guys who looked bored, and they cursed me out! I can't believe how much antisemitism is still around today!
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amother
Oatmeal


 

Post Wed, Sep 13 2023, 6:41 pm
DH likes things spicy. Any ideas?
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amother
Oatmeal


 

Post Wed, Sep 13 2023, 6:43 pm
My MIL is sneaking around our house every time she comes, peeking into drawers! What should I do?
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Beautiful




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Sep 13 2023, 6:45 pm
GLUE wrote:
Are you sure you are a troll?
A women needs two things in life, duct tape and WD40

If it does not move and it should use the WD40
If it move and it should not use the tape.


A woman after my own heart!
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honeymoon




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Sep 13 2023, 6:46 pm
amother Oatmeal wrote:
DH likes things spicy. Any ideas?


Cayenne, red pepper flakes, and black pepper. If you're not sure where to put it, try ivelt.
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NechaMom




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Sep 13 2023, 6:48 pm
Who sells shpitzels?
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Queen Of Hearts




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Sep 13 2023, 9:27 pm
3 am:
Time Sensitive: Who sells the best Schnitzel burger pastrami onion ring topped hoagie???
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ShaniF




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Sep 13 2023, 9:33 pm
Sweetmommy wrote:
3 am:
Time Sensitive: Who sells the best Schnitzel burger pastrami onion ring topped hoagie???


Pregnancy craving Can't Believe It
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amother
Offwhite


 

Post Wed, Sep 13 2023, 9:33 pm
Sweetmommy wrote:
3 am:
Time Sensitive: Who sells the best Schnitzel burger pastrami onion ring topped hoagie???
ha I am very Female and would want to know this at 3 am 😝 who is it?.
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