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purplegirl
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Wed, Jul 04 2007, 7:21 am
There are 3 good arguments that Yoshke was Black:
1. He called everyone "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Yoshke was Jewish:
1. He went into His Fathers business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother thought he was God.
But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Yoshke was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.
But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Yoshke was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.
But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Yoshke was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Yoshke was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do.
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greenfire
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Wed, Jul 04 2007, 9:45 am
lol ... thanks for sharing ...
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chocolate moose
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Wed, Jul 04 2007, 11:01 am
oh, my . . . . . that must have been a lot of work to research, purple!
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btMOMtoFFBs
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Wed, Jul 04 2007, 12:15 pm
highly amusing! Thanks for the laugh.
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MommyLuv
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Wed, Jul 04 2007, 1:16 pm
it's really funny...lol....but am I the only one who feels a little weird seeing this on imamother? Kinda almost too complimentary to JC....
I could just be taking it too seriously
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purplegirl
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Wed, Jul 04 2007, 4:39 pm
MommyLuv wrote: | it's really funny...lol....but am I the only one who feels a little weird seeing this on Imamother? Kinda almost too complimentary to JC.... |
I think making fun of him is the best way to show total disrespect.
I didn't make this up, cm, I found it online.
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Mama Bear
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Wed, Jul 04 2007, 5:57 pm
I dont undersand half the references because BH I'm not very educated on Yoshke's history.
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mimivan
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Wed, Jul 04 2007, 6:01 pm
be glad you don't understand the references mamabear...but since I do anyway, it was a good laugh...
(they left one out.. I heard he was a gay...he said of himself he was going fishing for men! and he never got married and told his followers to leave behind their families.
dh says that tradition says he was a mamzer and his mother conceived him with a Roman soldier!
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Cinderella
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Fri, Jul 06 2007, 7:01 pm
Very funny!
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GAMZu
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Sun, Jul 29 2007, 12:20 am
Chocolate, she didn't compile this herself!
Purple- cute! thanks for the laugh.
I loved the last line!!
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