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scintilla
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 Thu, Sep 21 2023, 9:34 am
Because it's cold outside, at least compared to the past few weeks! My shower this morning was the hottest it's been in months.
Why is my schedule so full all of a sudden?
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ap
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Thu, Sep 21 2023, 9:36 am
Because it's Tisrei and the beginning of the year
Why do I have so much laundry
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birdie1
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Thu, Sep 21 2023, 9:38 am
Because some people refuse to wear a skirt more than once. And also, people sweat.
Why do I want to go back to bed?
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ap
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Thu, Sep 21 2023, 9:42 am
Because who wouldn't?
Why am I procrastinating
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a2z
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Thu, Sep 21 2023, 9:50 am
I'll tell you when I'll get to it
Why is my toddler kvetchy?
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scintilla
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Thu, Sep 21 2023, 10:18 am
Because you wouldn't let him empty all the tissue boxes and rip the tissues into threads
Why did I come out of the shower to see DH fast asleep in bed and the toddlers he was supposed to be watching emptying the bookshelves?
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The Happy Wife
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Thu, Sep 21 2023, 10:29 am
| scintilla wrote: | Because you wouldn't let him empty all the tissue boxes and rip the tissues into threads
Why did I come out of the shower to see DH fast asleep in bed and the toddlers he was supposed to be watching emptying the bookshelves? |
Because he was up late on imafather.
Why is my sink full of dishes?
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scintilla
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Thu, Sep 21 2023, 10:31 am
| The Happy Wife wrote: | Because he was up late on imafather.
Why is my sink full of dishes? |
Because you hosted a party last night called Supper and another one this morning called Breakfast.
Why is my toaster oven full of crumbs?
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effess
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Thu, Sep 21 2023, 11:04 pm
Because one of your kids crumbles everything and tries to hide the evidence everywhere and anywhere
Why is there a red line on your cheek
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pinkpolish
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Thu, Sep 21 2023, 11:08 pm
Because your toddler tried out a red marker.
Why is my 18 month old up?
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effess
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Thu, Sep 21 2023, 11:09 pm
Because you gave him coke mixed with coffee before bed
Why is my floor vibrating
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bearwithme
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Fri, Sep 22 2023, 1:43 am
Because your kids are dancing
Why am I eating dinner are 1:45 am?
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ap
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Fri, Sep 22 2023, 1:45 am
Because you were having too much fun to eat
Why am I not going to sleep
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chani5
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Fri, Sep 22 2023, 1:52 am
Because you’re cooking for Shabbos
Why is my back hurting?
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ap
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Fri, Sep 22 2023, 2:23 am
Because you carried home the case of Seltzer instead of having it delivered
Why am I eating so much today
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SG18
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Fri, Sep 22 2023, 3:49 am
Because you're stocking up for the fast
Why is my mirror cracked?
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ap
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Fri, Sep 22 2023, 3:56 am
Because your toddler threw his toy car to himself in the mirror
Why did the summer go so fast 😔
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scintilla
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Fri, Sep 22 2023, 6:51 am
Because of the fast days in the summer
Why are my eyes refusing to open?
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momtra
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Fri, Sep 22 2023, 7:29 am
Because you are really careful about Shmiras einayim.
Why can’t laundry do itself?
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scintilla
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Fri, Sep 22 2023, 7:42 am
Because then we'd lose our income from all the dollar bills found in pockets before going in the washing machine.
Why are the clouds so low in the sky today?
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