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chani5
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 Sun, Sep 24 2023, 4:31 am
| scintilla wrote: | Your toddler is hiding it between their bed & the wall
Why am I awake? |
Because it’s the morning.
Why do my kids always have lice erev Yom Kippur?
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scintilla
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Sun, Sep 24 2023, 4:34 am
| chani5 wrote: | Because it’s the morning.
Why do my kids always have lice erev Yom Kippur? |
Oh no!!!
Sorry you wanted an answer...So Hashem will remove your sins as you remove their lice (gross I know).
Why does my plumbing make sounds when no one is using it?
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Gt
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Sun, Sep 24 2023, 11:56 am
It doesn’t want to be forgotten and taken for granted.
Why do I spend too much time on imamother?
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effess
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Mon, Sep 25 2023, 11:01 pm
You’re looking for a job promotion and imamother has so many suggestions.
Why are the squirrels in my yard chasing each other
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GLUE
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Mon, Sep 25 2023, 11:43 pm
Because they drank the beer you put out.
Why are people walking in the rain?
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effess
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Mon, Sep 25 2023, 11:55 pm
They’re do deep in conversation they didn’t notice the rain
Why is the right side of my face smoother than my left?
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Gt
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Mon, Oct 02 2023, 12:51 am
Because you sleep on your left side
Why is it so hard to lose weight ?
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cheese cake
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Mon, Oct 02 2023, 12:53 am
Because cake tastes better than lettuce
Why do I have to take the kids on Chol Hamoed trips?
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effess
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Mon, Oct 02 2023, 12:54 am
Because you are a great chef
Why is my laundry pile highest during chol hamoed?
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GLUE
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Mon, Oct 02 2023, 1:44 am
| cheese cake wrote: | Because cake tastes better than lettuce
Why do I have to take the kids on Chol Hamoed trips? |
Because if you don't you will have to entertain them at home.
effess question
Why is my laundry pile highest during chol hamoed?
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happytobemom
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Mon, Oct 02 2023, 1:49 am
| GLUE wrote: | Because if you don't you will have to entertain them at home.
effess question
Why is my laundry pile highest during chol hamoed? |
Because you're so excited that you're not supposed to do laundry on chol hamoed, that you ignore even the little kids' and baby's dirty things and enjoy a complete vacation from laundry for 9 days straight! (and if you're in E"Y you're jealous that you only have 8 days' vacation from laundry and I have 9!)
Why am I eating popcorn at 1:45 am?
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ap
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Mon, Oct 02 2023, 2:02 am
To help the yom tov meals digest
Why is there so much food leftover
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effess
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Mon, Oct 02 2023, 3:16 am
Seven if your guest were a no show, two of your guests came and only ate first course, and your kids were not in the mood.
Why did my guests not show up?
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a2z
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Mon, Oct 02 2023, 3:19 am
| effess wrote: | Seven if your guest were a no show, two of your guests came and only ate first course, and your kids were not in the mood.
Why did my guests not show up? |
The wife had a baby at licht benching
Where are my dd3.5's shoes
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effess
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Mon, Oct 02 2023, 3:22 am
Where they are I don’t know. But why they’re missing I can tell you….😉
They’re gone because she left them near the trampoline of your neighbor.
Why are my hands more wrinkly on yt
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EBY
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Mon, Oct 02 2023, 7:03 am
Because you are constantly doing dishes (and you are superwoman balabusta with a million guests and a five course meal on China) and the Shabbos (yuntif?) sponge makes it take even longer.
Why won't my kids play with any of the toys in the house?
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Surrendered
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Mon, Oct 02 2023, 7:10 am
Is it raining at your end?
Because the outdoor toys are more interesting.
Why am I already up on chol hamoed, when I could sleep in?
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Gt
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Mon, Oct 02 2023, 3:09 pm
Because you want to daven hashkama.
Why do I have not enough energy to do everything?
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SuperWify
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Mon, Oct 02 2023, 3:14 pm
| effess wrote: | Where they are I don’t know. But why they’re missing I can tell you….😉
They’re gone because she left them near the trampoline of your neighbor.
Why are my hands more wrinkly on yt |
Excuse me for interrupting…
But… Omg the story of my life! How did you know?!?!
A few times last week my neighbor dropped off my sons school shoes early morning before school!
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SuperWify
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Mon, Oct 02 2023, 3:15 pm
| Gt wrote: | Because you want to daven hashkama.
Why do I have not enough energy to do everything? |
Because you’re human and making yt for a month straight is basically not-human.
Why are there kids in my bed every night 😖
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