What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

Busybee5

Thu, May 23 2024, 5:46 am

The name Conception- Seriously?? 😂😬😹🙀

Is that the name of a new school? It's quite a good idea actually, I mean it's not so far fetched that they now want us to book the child in from date of conception, rather than dob. The earlier the better.

theoneandonly

Thu, May 23 2024, 8:10 am

Help navigating mil

Just don't let your kid cio and you'll be fine

The Happy Wife

Thu, May 23 2024, 2:08 pm

Robot or Explosion Box-are these the options?

Gosh, I hope not. Are you preparing for a hostile machine takeover?

Queen Of Hearts

Thu, May 23 2024, 5:29 pm

Nugget couch- new product called Chunk

Any couch can potentially create a person called Chunk

patzer

Thu, May 23 2024, 5:35 pm

Queen Of Hearts wrote:

Nugget couch- new product called Chunk

Any couch can potentially create a person called Chunk

Especially when the couch is used together with nuggets.

imthatawesome

Thu, May 23 2024, 7:41 pm

Ice cream truck budget

Aliexpress has ice cream trucks at $3-6k but shipping is probably brutal. To buy a cheap one locally, maybe $40-50k?

imthatawesome

Thu, May 23 2024, 10:03 pm

Running a fever almost 39 weeks

That’s a really long time to have a fever - and you’re only asking now?! It’s probably safe to say that if you survived until now, you’re good to go

The Happy Wife

Fri, May 24 2024, 6:22 am

Divorced bar mitzvah

Unfortunately, that's a what often happens after infant and toddler weddings.

The Happy Wife

Fri, May 24 2024, 9:56 am

Support for someone who needs a listing ear

I can commiserate. All my lists need to be written down on paper. If you tell me the list, it's as good as forgotten.

Queen Of Hearts

Fri, May 24 2024, 10:12 am

I hope the bears don’t come

Goldilocks, is that you?
Take my advice...Do not eat their porridge. Do not break their chairs. Do not take a nap in their beds. Just get out!

The Happy Wife

Fri, May 24 2024, 10:25 am

Little Boys in Caps

LITTLE BOYS

Queen Of Hearts

Fri, May 24 2024, 10:49 am

What cuts would YOU be ok with in schools

Really, I'm ok with any cuts as long as my kids hair is neat and well groomed. But I do try to leave their hair long enough to fit into a neat ponytail or braids.

The Happy Wife

Fri, May 24 2024, 12:02 pm

What cuts would YOU be ok with in schools

If I had to choose, I'd say paper cuts. Very irritating, but mostly harmless.

patzer

Fri, May 24 2024, 12:16 pm

Affordable first shoe BP Naturally, the second shoe will be expensive.
How long can you hop for?

potato

Fri, May 24 2024, 5:39 pm

Just Don't Ask
What shouldn’t I ask?
Yikes this is hard I just asked
Maybe imamother is not for u thats what ppl do here they ask. Well that and they also tell even when no one asked is that better?

Queen Of Hearts

Fri, May 24 2024, 6:32 pm

I think my iud moved!!

Did you raise her rent?

Queen Of Hearts

Fri, May 24 2024, 6:33 pm

I think my iud moved!!

How your iud managed to find a new residence, pack up, and move all without your knowledge is beyond me.

Tao

Sun, May 26 2024, 8:19 am

Where should I move?

The other end of the couch would be fine, thanks. You're in my personal space right now.

GLUE

Sun, May 26 2024, 9:04 pm

Can we discuss Baby Reindeer?

Sure, I don't really know to much about them
Reindeer in North America are called Caribou
Every year millions of them migrate to the nesting grounds located by the Arctic Ocean in Alaska and Yukon where they have their babies.
From what I understand you have to be part of a First Nation tribe to get on the nesting ground while the Caribou have there babies.

That's all I know about Baby Reindeer's

imthatawesome

Sun, May 26 2024, 9:43 pm

Ad for b00b jobs in mishpacha!

Do they pay though? My b00bs work full time for my baby and I don’t make a cent off it. Would be nice if I could get paid for it