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liveandlove.ima




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Oct 19 2020, 3:40 am
How to say no to neighbor who wants us to “babysit” via

start by pushing your tongue forward in an upward position, then open your mouth fully
repeat after me Nnnnoooo...
Thank me later
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imasoftov




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Oct 19 2020, 11:24 am
Please post your most awesome marble cake!

It's just a chocolate cake. Oops, must have stirred it too much or something ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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imasoftov




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Oct 19 2020, 11:26 am
What motivated your DH to work on himself?

My buying him a new set of surgical tools.
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rising hero




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Oct 19 2020, 12:42 pm
Bag ban - again

I keep reading it "ben bag bag" Music
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windchime




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Oct 19 2020, 12:47 pm
Madam F. wrote:
Bag ban - again

I keep reading it "ben bag bag" Music


Ditto. You beat me to it!
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liveandlove.ima




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Oct 19 2020, 12:49 pm
Madam F. wrote:
Bag ban - again

I keep reading it "ben bag bag" Music


on a similar note I keep on seeing bang bang... lol
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ExtraCredit




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Oct 19 2020, 1:38 pm
Madam F. wrote:
Bag ban - again

I keep reading it "ben bag bag" Music

Try reading “bag ban again” 10x fast.
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zaq




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Oct 19 2020, 4:36 pm
ExtraCredit wrote:
Try reading “bag ban again” 10x fast.


I don't think I can say anything 10x fast without tripping over my tongue.
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DrMom




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Oct 19 2020, 5:46 pm
Madam F. wrote:
Bag ban - again

I keep reading it "ben bag bag" Music

And I see "Big Ben."
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Cookie Monster




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Oct 19 2020, 8:28 pm
Pregnancy

Can this have side effects?

Ummmmm.. Duh!!!
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NotLazySusan




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Oct 19 2020, 9:08 pm
Allergies
One Year Old’s Bottle

duh... of course. Maybe get a new bottle?
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liveandlove.ima




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Oct 19 2020, 9:52 pm
The death of the two income family

BDE RIP 💔
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Sunny Days




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Oct 20 2020, 1:05 am
Frum laundry detergent

Male or female? Yeshivish? Chasidish? Jpf?

Hat or shtreimel. band, fall or tichel

Beard? Clean shaven?

High neck collar.

The scenarios are endless. I’m just picturing my 210 oz arm & hammer bottle with payes & flat Biber hat (it’s a bachur version FYI so new beard stubble)
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imasoftov




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Oct 20 2020, 6:12 am
ExtraCredit wrote:
Don’t keep up with the Jones’s, where in Florida to move to

You can move anywhere in Florida, last I heard the Jones’s have no plan of moving from NY. You’re safe.

Unless they read all the posts here about moving and decide they have some keeping up to do themselves.
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PinkFridge




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Oct 20 2020, 9:31 am
What is asked during primary interview?
Don't bother opening. It's been locked and moved to politics. To be revived in 2022, if Moshiach's not here yet.
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Success10




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Oct 20 2020, 10:12 am
How does your therapist end the session?

"So that's $250. Cash or check?"
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DrMom




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Oct 20 2020, 10:45 am
Why do some threads get removed without any explanation

Well, if we told you, it wouldn't be without explanation...
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imasoftov




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Oct 20 2020, 11:57 am
S/0 Would you leave for 15 minutes?

It's S/O for spinoff, capital O, not numeral 0. Dividing by zero will get you a visit from Math Protective Services.
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ExtraCredit




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Oct 20 2020, 1:12 pm
When do you turn on the heat?
Nov 17 at 6:30 p.m. Thanks for asking. When do you turn on the light?
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ExtraCredit




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Oct 20 2020, 1:17 pm
Do I really need a shhet on my baby’s crib?
No, a sheet is good enough.
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