What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

ExtraCredit

Sun, Dec 20 2020, 3:48 pm

Find wimple in Washington heights

No Wimple in the local phone directory.
Did he move?

proud.to.be.me

Sun, Dec 20 2020, 3:50 pm

no. he just changed his name from wimple to waldo thats why u cant find him

PinkFridge

Mon, Dec 21 2020, 11:03 am

Why do you think you're holier than thou?

Because I am. Duh.

FranticFrummie

Mon, Dec 21 2020, 3:09 pm

How do you keep open melons?

If you need to keep them open, then try a melon retractor.

If you need a place to keep them, try using an old bra.

FranticFrummie

Mon, Dec 21 2020, 3:33 pm

What types of lawyers are there, which have good family

Are you looking for a shidduch?

Nu, what's so bad about an accountant or a doctor? If you are going to be so picky you're going to end up an older single, nebach.

FranticFrummie

Mon, Dec 21 2020, 3:39 pm

ANOTHER confused robot vaccuum thread

ANOTHER one? Oh my. Why are all these poor vacuums so confused? Do they think they are refrigerators? Are there therapists for robot vacuums?

If they spin around in circles and get dizzy, it could be vertigo. Try putting some meclizine in with the floor washing liquid.

PinkFridge

Mon, Dec 21 2020, 5:34 pm

FranticFrummie wrote:

This is why I opened this thread! Much better than I would have done.

WitchKitty

Tue, Dec 22 2020, 8:48 am

Kallah gemach

Okay, I'm looking for a girl from a yeshivish family, on the short side, lives and wants to live in Lakewood. Do you have a kallah for me?

DrMom

Wed, Dec 23 2020, 12:35 pm

Need list of girls high schools with phone #’s

It's the 21st century. I'm pretty sure almost every girls' high school has a phone number these days.

WitchKitty

Wed, Dec 23 2020, 5:51 pm

How do you cut your veggies?

With a knife... Is this a trick question?

PinkFridge

Thu, Dec 24 2020, 8:47 am

Do any of you think
I try not to.

Plonis

Thu, Dec 24 2020, 11:40 am

Shopping for Twins

Oh! I want a set too! Where did you find them?

FranticFrummie

Sun, Dec 27 2020, 10:50 am

Short family vacation ideas please

Stay away from amusement parks. You might not be tall enough to ride the rides.

(It's a small world after all. Very Happy

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NotLazySusan

Sun, Dec 27 2020, 11:17 pm

Putting aside money or children

I would keep the money and put aside the children Smile

banana123

Mon, Dec 28 2020, 4:47 am

Putting aside money or children

I'd say put the money aside, unless your kids are really annoying you.

banana123

Mon, Dec 28 2020, 4:48 am

What type of soup do adults and young kids like

I keep reading "soap" and wondering why adults and kids would make a fuss over soap.

banana123

Mon, Dec 28 2020, 4:49 am

Do any of you think

Nope, no one thinks.

banana123

Mon, Dec 28 2020, 4:52 am

“Why I Will Not Accept Joe Biden As President”

Is that like those people who refused to accept Trump as president?

Anybody want to see stupidity?

No, I see it all the time and I'm sick of it. What happened NOW?

FranticFrummie

Mon, Dec 28 2020, 11:49 am

Shaving baby hair

Most people have the minhag to wait until he turns 3.

windchime

Mon, Dec 28 2020, 12:55 pm

Will my son be left behind?

Nope! "No Jew will be left behind...." Smile