What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

Tao

Wed, Apr 10 2024, 8:36 pm

Betty Crocker help

I doubt Betty Crocker is on this site. It's supposed to be for frum women only.

Tao

Wed, Apr 10 2024, 10:42 pm

How do you "pop"?

Patience. First you have to snap and crackle.

NechaMom

Thu, Apr 11 2024, 9:41 am

When will my baby come??

Tomorrow at 8.

zaq

Thu, Apr 11 2024, 3:10 pm

Tao wrote:

Betty Crocker help

I doubt Betty Crocker is on this site. It's supposed to be for frum women only.

She's frum. Her Yiddish name is Peshie, and her grandfather changed the surname from Krakower.

Sunny Days

Thu, Apr 11 2024, 3:57 pm

zaq wrote:

She's frum. Her Yiddish name is Peshie, and her grandfather changed the surname from Krakower.

Thanks for the pre pesach de-stressor laughter!

You guys all rock! So many responses here make me LOL

Tao

Thu, Apr 11 2024, 7:07 pm

Mikvah Shabbos Hagadol

That's an oddly specific name for a mikvah, but maybe they had run out ideas.

Tao

Thu, Apr 11 2024, 9:05 pm

What are you feeing baby on Pesach?

I guess considering how pro-child brides this site seems to be, the next natural course would be to have your babies pay room and board. Feeing your kids is actually a great way to help cover your Pesach expenses.

NechaMom

Thu, Apr 11 2024, 9:12 pm

Are solar eclipses like potato chips?

Yes. Both start out yellow and round 🟡 and slowly get bitten off.

NechaMom

Thu, Apr 11 2024, 9:23 pm

Bra fitting Brooklyn

Wowwwwwwwwww. That bra must be HUUUUUGE. Guinness world record worthy.

Tao

Thu, Apr 11 2024, 9:34 pm

Help me end the fight.

Idk, this just sounds ominous. Maybe it's the period at the end that makes it look so final. Like two enemies facing each other with their guns drawn, and one guy goes, "Let's end this."
Or maybe I've watched too many gangster movies.

The Happy Wife

Thu, Apr 11 2024, 9:39 pm

NechaMom wrote:

Bra fitting Brooklyn

Wowwwwwwwwww. That bra must be HUUUUUGE. Guinness world record worthy.

Was just coming to make a similar post. 😁

zaq

Thu, Apr 11 2024, 11:15 pm

NechaMom wrote:

Are solar eclipses like potato chips?

Yes. Both start out yellow and round 🟡 and slowly get bitten off.

Good one!

Plonis

Thu, Apr 11 2024, 11:16 pm

NechaMom wrote:

Are solar eclipses like potato chips?

Yes. Both start out yellow and round 🟡 and slowly get bitten off.

Please teach me your secrets! Mine start out yellow and round and then disappear instantly.

NechaMom

Thu, Apr 11 2024, 11:30 pm

Plonis wrote:

Please teach me your secrets! Mine start out yellow and round and then disappear instantly.

Not everyone had totality. I guess you did.

the world's best mom

Fri, Apr 12 2024, 6:46 am

Please shop for me! 2yo boy

Should I be upset at you for getting on this site for women, or amazed a 2 year old was able to manage that?

the world's best mom

Fri, Apr 12 2024, 6:51 am

How to divide Pesach

Most people divide it into the first days, chol hamoed and the last days. But I suppose you can do it any way you want.

zaq

Fri, Apr 12 2024, 10:52 am

NechaMom wrote:

Not everyone had totality. I guess you did.

I think she meant the chips.

The Happy Wife

Fri, Apr 12 2024, 2:56 pm

How to divide Pesach

First days, chol hamoed, second days.

Alternatively, you can divide it into two stages: enjoying matzah and ready for prune juice.

patzer

Fri, Apr 12 2024, 3:49 pm

The Happy Wife wrote:

How to divide Pesach

First days, chol hamoed, second days.

Alternatively, you can divide it into two stages: enjoying matzah and ready for prune juice.

NechaMom

Fri, Apr 12 2024, 4:12 pm

zaq wrote:

I think she meant the chips.

Duh! So did I! Wink