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dankbar




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Oct 16 2020, 4:26 am
"Seeing is believing"
I once heard , "in Judaism seeing is not believing" because when you see something, it's no kuntz to believe it...that's not what believing is about. Our avodah is to believe, even when you don't see it, tangibly/physically.
That is called Emunah!
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dankbar




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Oct 16 2020, 4:31 am
Do the legwork...it's not always walking
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imanotmommy




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Oct 16 2020, 7:56 am
chanatron1000 wrote:
Store bought crust, store bought filling

From now on: "easy as buying a ready-made pie"
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silverlining3




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Oct 16 2020, 8:47 am
You look to kill.

Yea man, kill me
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imasoftov




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Oct 16 2020, 9:38 am
silverlining3 wrote:
You look to kill.

Yea man, kill me

From "History of the World: Part I"

Clerk: Occupation?
Gladiator: Gladiator.
Clerk: Did you kill last week?
Gladiator: No.
Clerk: Did you try to kill last week?
Gladiator: Yeah.
Clerk: Now, listen, this is your last week of unemployment insurance. Either you kill somebody next week or we're going to have to change your status, got it?
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GLUE




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Oct 18 2020, 10:49 am
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth-
That comes from you can tell a horses age by looking in his mouth

In my family when you say Your sleeping like a baby it means you were up the whole night

I don't understand Taking candy from a baby ever tried to take candy from a baby. They will give up their carrots, apples. ect. but never lolly or other junk.
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silverlining3




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Oct 25 2020, 8:23 am
Simple as a pimple.

Pimples can be so stubborn, how simple is it then??
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happy chick




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Oct 27 2020, 6:54 pm
GLUE wrote:
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth-
That comes from you can tell a horses age by looking in his mouth

In my family when you say Your sleeping like a baby it means you were up the whole night

I don't understand Taking candy from a baby ever tried to take candy from a baby. They will give up their carrots, apples. ect. but never lolly or other junk.


Yankel miller tells a story of 2 guys who lost money in stocks. When they met, one tells the other he can't sleep, so there other says he sleeps like a baby. When he asked how, he says he gets up every hour to cry.
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chanatron1000




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Oct 27 2020, 7:03 pm
imanotmommy wrote:
From now on: "easy as buying a ready-made pie"

Buying it is hard. Putting it in the oven and pretending to have made it from scratch is the easy part.
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