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 Thu, Sep 15 2022, 7:41 pm
When is a door no longer a door
When it's ajar
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LK1
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Thu, Sep 15 2022, 7:42 pm
What has a bottom at the top
your legs
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LK1
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Thu, Sep 15 2022, 7:42 pm
What has four wheels and flies
A garbage truck
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LK1
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Thu, Sep 15 2022, 7:43 pm
What do you call a nose that's 12 inches long
A foot
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Lovable
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Thu, Sep 15 2022, 9:37 pm
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped inches from a shop window.
For a second, everything was quiet in the cab. Then the driver said, "Look, mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the living daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."
The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver — I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."
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LK1
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Thu, Sep 15 2022, 9:43 pm
3 Drunk guys entered a taxi.
The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine and turned it off again.
Then said "we have reached your destination"
The 1st guy gave him money and the second guy said "thank you"
The 3rd guy slapped the driver.
The driver was shocked thinking he knew what he did.
But then he said "control your speed next time you nearly killed us!".
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amother
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Thu, Sep 15 2022, 11:14 pm
| Lovable wrote: | My wife said that if I dont get off my computer and help her with the dishes, she'll slam my head on the keyboard, But I think she's jokindsg6fjkndjdjfjfjldz;e,ploa.aszS. RTHJi'awlqSZA?djhfgsdnkxw;A.ZFLE[O,.sadl;dgkrlgrdjflksdfk;alr'lowe[fk,a'
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Great joke!
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amother
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Thu, Sep 15 2022, 11:56 pm
My twin brother called me from prison.
He said, "you know how we always finish each other's sentences?"
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amother
Coffee
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Mon, Sep 19 2022, 11:35 am
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lol! thank you - these are wonderful!
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theoneandonly
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Mon, Sep 19 2022, 12:21 pm
How do you get an elephant in the refrigerator?
Open the door and put it in.
How do you get a crocodile in the refrigerator?
Open the door, take out the elephant, and put the crocodile in.
The lion king was making a party and invited all the animals to come, but to get there they had to cross a crocodile infested river. How did they get there?
They didn't have to worry about the crocodile- he was in the refrigerator!
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theoneandonly
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Mon, Sep 19 2022, 12:36 pm
How is a mother like a bicycle?
They are both too tired/two tired
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theoneandonly
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Mon, Sep 19 2022, 12:38 pm
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I just saw a man running through the street with a screwdriver, screaming "this is not a drill!"
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amother
Nemesia
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Mon, Sep 19 2022, 12:39 pm
| amother OP wrote: | My twin brother called me from prison.
He said, "you know how we always finish each other's sentences?" |
EPIC!!!!
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theoneandonly
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Mon, Sep 19 2022, 12:47 pm
A woman went to the prison Warden and asked if he can please give her husband an easier job in prison. The Warden said, "what do you mean? His job is just sticking stamps on envelopes!"
The woman replies, "oh really? But he told me he's digging a tunnel!"
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shanie5
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Tue, Sep 20 2022, 11:12 pm
| theoneandonly wrote: | How do you get an elephant in the refrigerator?
Open the door and put it in.
How do you get a crocodile in the refrigerator?
Open the door, take out the elephant, and put the crocodile in.
The lion king was making a party and invited all the animals to come, but to get there they had to cross a crocodile infested river. How did they get there?
They didn't have to worry about the crocodile- he was in the refrigerator! |
Another version:
How do you get an elephant in the refrigerator?
Open the door and put it in.
How do you get a giraffe in the refrigerator?
Open the door, take out the elephant, and put the giraffe in.
The lion king was making a party and invited all the animals to come, but to get there they had to cross a crocodile infested river. How did they get there?
The crocodiles were all at the kings party, so safe to cross the river.
Which animal didn't come to the party?
The giraffe-he was in the refrigerator.
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nightingale1
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Tue, Sep 20 2022, 11:20 pm
What bracha does a cannibal make?
Borei Nefashos
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nightingale1
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Tue, Sep 20 2022, 11:21 pm
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When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not like the screaming passengers on his bus.
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