S/o just for fun what would your dh write on abafather.com

amother

Smokey

Tue, Oct 03 2023, 11:20 pm

What are the sources for I can do with my wife as I please?

amother

Tue, Oct 03 2023, 11:21 pm

Why is my wife always saying she's overwhelmed? So annoying

I'm starting to just tune it out when she says it. I don't understand. She doesn't work, she just sits at home with the baby. I don't think she really even does anything while the other kids are in school besides make Amazon orders. I mean, I get home at 7ish and the house is always a wreck. I don't know, I think she sits on the couch all day. Then she tells me she's very overwhelmed. I don't even know what she's talking about. Is something wrong with her?

Goody2shoes

Tue, Oct 03 2023, 11:22 pm

Why is my wife always buying shoes?
Why does she only buy uncomfortable shoes that pinch and blister?
If she chooses to buy these shoes, why does she complain about her shoes the entire walk?

amother

Smokey

Tue, Oct 03 2023, 11:23 pm

Please vote on my Poll
Have you ever changed a diaper?
Never
Once

NechaMom

Tue, Oct 03 2023, 11:24 pm

I love sleeping in the sukkah.
It’s my annual solo vacation. Anyone else?

amother

Stoneblue

Tue, Oct 03 2023, 11:25 pm

Wife says she has nothing to wear but her closet is full

Do I eat the burnt supper and compliment or buy takeout and hide the evidence?

amother

Tue, Oct 03 2023, 11:26 pm

My wife says I need to stop yelling at my kids but they're crazy. Especially the sn kid. Is it really that bad to yell at kids?

Goody2shoes

Tue, Oct 03 2023, 11:27 pm

What to buy for my wife as a gift, I have no idea what she wants! If I don't get anything she'll be mad, if I get the wrong thing she'll be mad. Chances are if I get the right thing she might be mad if I give it to her at the wrong time, or she'll say that I should have been home helping her instead of choosing a gift.

Why are women so complicated?

amother

Smokey

Tue, Oct 03 2023, 11:29 pm

My wife is ill so I dressed my daughter for school
I know my wife likes her to match
So I looked for everything pink
Why were the other mothers smirking?

GLUE

Tue, Oct 03 2023, 11:35 pm

NechaMom wrote:

I love sleeping in the sukkah.
It’s my annual solo vacation. Anyone else?

How many boys do you have?
How old are they?

Right now all the boys sleep in the sukkah and there is no room for me.

amother

Stoneblue

Tue, Oct 03 2023, 11:35 pm

Wife was crying I asked what happened she said ‘nothing’ so why am I sleeping outside tonight? Crying

meeze

Tue, Oct 03 2023, 11:37 pm

amother Mulberry wrote:

This is hilarious 🤣 😆

meeze

Tue, Oct 03 2023, 11:38 pm

amother Smokey wrote:

Please vote on my Poll
Have you ever changed a diaper?
Never
Once

I'm cracking up!!!🤣🤣
The best post, so far!

amother

Fern

Tue, Oct 03 2023, 11:41 pm

SOS she asked me if the new dress makes her look fat. This is a trap and I know it, but what do I say?

Gee

Tue, Oct 03 2023, 11:48 pm

You are all great! Literally been laughing out loud. Funniest thread in a while!

amother

Fern

Tue, Oct 03 2023, 11:51 pm

my boys think it's funny to pass gas in the sukkah but the neighbors heard and are laughing at us, my wife is furious and thinks it's my fault. She's crying and refusing to talk to me, what do I do?

(based on something we overheard in one of our neighbor's sukkahs)

amother

Fern

Tue, Oct 03 2023, 11:54 pm

is there a google translate for my wife when she's got PMS? I'm walking on eggshells.

amother

Lightpink

Tue, Oct 03 2023, 11:57 pm

Hey isn't it so cool that Sukkos is like a week vacation with good food n lots of sleep?

amother

Topaz

Tue, Oct 03 2023, 11:59 pm

amother Fern wrote:

OMG!