so I started early, went to shul shabbos & by kiddush had 3 shots
then I skipped to someone's house couldn't help to drink 4 more
you really wouldn't blame me when off to megilla I went
another shot I drank you think I would be spent
there was a wine tasting party
had to still be harty
so another shot of vodka
I had to have b'davka
needed to show off my costume
my witch's hat, my cape & broom
so off I flew to other friends
a l'chaim they did lend
seemed a shame when I got home before midnight
for me to go simply off to sleep
but someone came along and much to my delight
brought some wild beer I chugged it down ~ I'm sure it wasn't cheap
since I couldn't have my party & I didn't have my meal
told hashem I would make a different deal
עד דלא ידע between happiness & sad
made myself a shikkuret ~ it was so FUN & rad
sang & drank more by the seuda
just to show who's mehudar
to end my drinking purim l'chaims clink clink
drunk ole me ~ I turned into a drink
