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imasinger
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 Sun, Jul 14 2013, 5:17 pm
Resume (with apologies to Dorothy Parker)
Farmed salmon has astaxanthin,
Pringles, acrilamide.
Broccoli has worms and bugs,
Mac and cheese, red and yellow dyed.
Mountain Dew has BVO's
Tuna's mercury is long lasting.
Canned vegetables have GMO's.
You might as well keep fasting.
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greenfire
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Sun, Jul 14 2013, 6:33 pm
tequilla has a worm at the bottom
the bottle is finished the worm's not forgotten
some might say it is poison
yet for me it's the pleasure I've chosen
l'chaim 
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imasinger
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Sun, Jul 14 2013, 8:12 pm
For those who never came across it, here's the original poem:
Resume
by Dorothy Parker
Razors pain you
Drugs cause cramp.
Acids stain you,
Rivers are damp.
Guns aren't lawful,
Nooses give.
Gas smells awful,
You might as well live.
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greenfire
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Sun, Jul 14 2013, 8:17 pm
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... you might as well drink
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