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amother
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Sun, Dec 17 2017, 7:05 pm
Someone told me to ask Zevi but her phone renamed him zebu.
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doodlesmom
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Sun, Dec 17 2017, 8:05 pm
Just texted a friend "erev Rosh Chodesh" and it corrected to "erecting Rosh Chodesh"
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amother
Ivory
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Sun, Dec 17 2017, 9:02 pm
I once offered to send someone a cesarean salad!
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amother
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Sun, Dec 17 2017, 9:05 pm
Every time I wrote Ahuva it kept switching it to Shiva. So it was like thanks Shiva! 🙈
Or when I wrote Mwaaaa to my husband and it came up as Melissa! 😂
My friend wrote mouse shabbos instead of motzei shabbos.
The other one wrote big fur capillary instead of big fur collar! 👋
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weasley
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Sun, Dec 17 2017, 9:11 pm
Wow I'm starting to think just my phone has a dirty mind with the stuff it comes up with!
.... I've stopped txing '1 sec'...
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amother
Blush
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Sun, Dec 17 2017, 10:59 pm
I wrote great poem, and it autocorrected to [filth]
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crust
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Sun, Dec 17 2017, 11:20 pm
amother wrote: | I once offered to send someone a cesarean salad! |
I believe betadine would make a perfect dressing.
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shanie5
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Mon, Dec 18 2017, 5:52 pm
I wrote "After all, I'm a (my maiden name). It was changed to "I'm a hand off"!
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jewwoman
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Mon, Dec 18 2017, 6:02 pm
It puts commas everywhere. just not this time
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amother
Ecru
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Tue, Dec 19 2017, 2:45 am
It kept on autocorrecting ema to edna and then this great one:
Someone was asking "no name yet, right? Only after the brisket?" We all had a good laugh at that one.
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toysrus
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Tue, Dec 19 2017, 7:49 am
Can I pop over to you, became can I poo over to you
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Pita
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Fri, Jan 05 2018, 8:05 am
I dictated into my phone "Hag sameach." The phone heard "Hug some a-s-s". I sent it without looking. It was to the rebbetzin.
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crust
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Fri, Jan 05 2018, 8:20 am
Pita wrote: | I dictated into my phone "Hag sameach." The phone heard "Hug some a-s-s". I sent it without looking. It was to the rebbetzin. |
🙈🙈
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Snow White
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Fri, Jan 05 2018, 8:25 am
Pita wrote: | I dictated into my phone "Hag sameach." The phone heard "Hug some a-s-s". I sent it without looking. It was to the rebbetzin. |
Sheeshhh that’s quite awkward, hope u fixed it pretty quickly
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tf
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Fri, Jan 05 2018, 8:27 am
I sent a message saying tatty, which corrected to fatty. My father (older than autocorrect), took it personally.
ETA: This is suuuuch a funny thread. Keep it coming. I love such threads.
Last edited by tf on Fri, Jan 05 2018, 8:37 am; edited 1 time in total
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Snow White
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Fri, Jan 05 2018, 8:29 am
When I was engaged , was texting my chosson and I was writing something about coming over for a sec and got changed to s-x. I didnt realize the mistake until he responded read your text again. Was super embarrassing bec in my circles we didn’t talk about that befor marriage.
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Pita
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Fri, Jan 05 2018, 8:33 am
Snow White wrote: | Sheeshhh that’s quite awkward, hope u fixed it pretty quickly |
Immediately. She understood what had happened and thought it was funny.
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amother
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Fri, Jan 05 2018, 8:40 am
I asked DD to buy me some tomatoes, via text.
She asked, via what's app.
Do you want six?
Auto-correct changed the I to an E.
It was on a group chat, B"H it was only my children on the chat
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esther11
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Fri, Jan 05 2018, 12:31 pm
I also dictate to my phone. A couple weeks ago I was booking a babysitter in advance because “I don’t want to get stuck”...the phone felt I said “I wanna get f*cked”
Luckily I checked the message before hitting send!
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Jewishfoodie
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Fri, Jan 05 2018, 12:40 pm
Two things!
One was on this site! I wrote "he is" and it wrote Je$u$! And I didn't catch it! Someone else did! I wanted to cry because it was sooo inappropriate there.
And I was speaking into my phone to my son in law (my hands were otherwise engaged so I use speech to text feature) and his name is Yitzchak. My phone wrote "you suck." I didn't catch that either but my son in laws are awesome. This one told me he's saving it forever, so he can blackmail me one day. I said "go for it.."
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