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daagahminayin




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jan 22 2019, 11:18 pm
Gift for 20 year old yeshivish boy


A wife!

You have a son... I have a daughter... alright she’s only 7 years old, but she’s a good girl, a kind girl - a hard worker and a fast learner!

So it’s settled? A match made in heaven!

Mazel Tov!!!


P.S. You do use only white tablecloths on Shabbos, right?
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33055




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jan 23 2019, 7:49 am
Husbands and misses

Nope! They shouldn't be hanging out with unmarried women.
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PinkFridge




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jan 23 2019, 8:45 am
Bina Wigs

Have you seen the ad copy?
"Look good. Feel smart."
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NovelConcept




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jan 23 2019, 7:36 pm
DO YOU KNOW?
The muffin man, the muffin man....
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sequoia




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jan 23 2019, 10:42 pm
Can you do “it” in the bathroom?

Shaggy says yes, but immediately clarifies that it wasn’t him
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33055




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jan 24 2019, 12:13 am
Shiva House is Open House for Crazy People

Are they mourning their sanity?
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DrMom




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jan 24 2019, 1:53 am
Need a amazon mentor

Until you find one, here are some quick tips:

- Careful where you swim -- watch out for piranhas!
- Need some poison for your spear tip? Grab a red tree frog.
- Pack an umbrella! They don't call it a rainforest for nothing.
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hodeez




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jan 24 2019, 5:53 am
Falls
Gets up.
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33055




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jan 24 2019, 6:45 am
Cake to seminary student

You want a piece of me?
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33055




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jan 24 2019, 6:54 am
PANDAS and sleep

They do it in a tree.
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zaq




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jan 24 2019, 9:12 am
Winter vacation in Brooklyn
A new horror film coming to a theater near you. Discretion advised.
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simba




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jan 24 2019, 11:27 pm
“When is most likely to get a positive on pregnancy test?”

When your pregnant..just sayin’
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smileforamile




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jan 24 2019, 11:30 pm
Delete

Last edited by smileforamile on Mon, Feb 11 2019, 6:05 pm; edited 1 time in total
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Kiwi13




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Jan 25 2019, 12:08 am
sequoia wrote:
Can you do “it” in the bathroom?

Shaggy says yes, but immediately clarifies that it wasn’t him


I just laughed a little too hard at this one! Thanks for that!
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chicco




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Jan 25 2019, 9:31 am
simba wrote:
“When is most likely to get a positive on pregnancy test?”

When your pregnant..just sayin’


Beat me to it.

But if you are a guy and asking...
If you have testicular cancer.
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imasoftov




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jan 27 2019, 10:09 am
Anyone heard of Dr. T - for easy mole removal?

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imasoftov




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jan 27 2019, 1:20 pm
What do u think when you see a young woman wearing a fur coat
That it would be such a shame if any of the techina or amba from my pita dripped on her.
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33055




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jan 27 2019, 4:33 pm
Looking for Dermatologist

Try his office then his home.
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MitzadSheini




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jan 27 2019, 4:41 pm
What do you think when you see a young woman wearing a fur coat?

Whatever I was thinking about before I saw the young woman wearing a fur coat

.............
Second super weird response - (which I wish I could be anonymous for)

What do you think when you see a young woman wearing a fur coat?

To get to the other side.
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SixOfWands




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jan 28 2019, 6:13 pm
Bunny rabbit themed mishloach manos

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