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ccwife

Mon, Feb 18 2019, 10:59 am

I don't remember details but last night in my dream I was telling a principal of a school that Pause was coming and she wanted to visit the girls but it was class time and what should we do. I also remember thinking that I don't know what she looks like.

Don't worry Pause you were allowed to visit one class.

33055

Mon, Feb 18 2019, 11:04 am

You are on imamother to long when:

You ask if you are pregnant instead of taking a pregnancy test.

essie14

Mon, Feb 18 2019, 11:06 am

Squishy wrote:

You are on imamother to long when:

You ask if you are pregnant instead of taking a pregnancy test.

YES!!!!!!

simba

Mon, Feb 18 2019, 11:06 am

You know who will respond what to a thread before they even do.

Surrendered

Mon, Feb 18 2019, 11:11 am

You keep your phone next to you in bed and wake up in middle of the night to check out Imamother.
When it takes away from your sleeping hours.

chicco

Mon, Feb 18 2019, 11:14 am

When you've been through several cycles of AMA threads.

9mother

Mon, Feb 18 2019, 11:24 am

When sensative topics and words were never in your visual or verbal vocabulary. And they feel normal now!😆
- sincerely, one who enjoyed being sensjtive to certain topics and words🙈 .

Fox

Mon, Feb 18 2019, 12:06 pm

. . . family members start to call you by your screen name.

FranticFrummie

Mon, Feb 18 2019, 12:29 pm

When you look for answers here, BEFORE you use Google.

Ravenclaw

Mon, Feb 18 2019, 12:50 pm

ccwife wrote:

Lol I once had a dream with imas. Don’t remember details, but that’s when it hit me that I am far gone Smile

SixOfWands

Mon, Feb 18 2019, 12:51 pm

Fox wrote:

. . . family members start to call you by your screen name.

Saying that you're "foxy" isn't the same as using your nym, you know. Heart

33055

Mon, Feb 18 2019, 1:36 pm

SixOfWands wrote:

Saying that you're "foxy" isn't the same as using your nym, you know. Heart

Everytime I google Fox News, I think of Fox.

Fox

Mon, Feb 18 2019, 1:54 pm

SixOfWands wrote:

Saying that you're "foxy" isn't the same as using your nym, you know. Heart

Now, that would be an Imamother-based dream!

Squishy wrote:

Everytime google Fox News, think of Fox.

Oh, dear! I will admit to having a bit of a girl-crush on Maria Bartiromo. Though that's probably based in part on the effect she has on so many high-powered interviewees, most notably Peter Thiel, who gets all giggly and actually flirts outrageously with her. Her reaction is even better: amused forebearance, as if to say, "Stop being silly -- go home and play chess with that poor man you married for tax reasons."

But aside from that, I have been traumatized by Fox News. My mother keeps it on 24 hours a day at bone-shattering decibels. First, Bill O'Reilly yelled at me for years. Then Sean Hannity took over the yelling chair, and now he yells at me when I visit my mom. Now, even the blonde lawyers in short, sleeveless dresses are yelling.

I mean, I'm pretty darned conservative already. Why are these people yelling at me?!

InnerMe

Mon, Feb 18 2019, 1:59 pm

lol to the dreams, I recently had a dream involving crust!
And I sometimes catch myself writing dh, when it completely doesn't make sense in that context.