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gamekeeper
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Mon, Jan 28 2008, 1:51 pm
one deal breaker for the guy(!!!) was that my father showed up on our date! TG he did bec this was my first date ever and this guy was the BIGGEST jerk EVER!!!! so my dad and I were laughing non stop (he phoned me on my cell and told me to turn around and look behind the tree) and atleast a really sour date can be remembered in humour!
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Mitzvahmom
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Mon, Jan 28 2008, 1:55 pm
sadly this is true..
"if you only did not have kids I would totally date you."
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amother
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Mon, Jan 28 2008, 2:44 pm
(Amother because I've told others this story, and don't want to give away my identity by posting the story.)
Once, a shidduch told me that he'd refused a date with "Girl X" because he thought her smile looked a little fishy. I kid you not.
He then asked me why I thought his roommate was having a hard time getting dates. I said (in all honesty) that it's probably because he's short, fat and bald. The guy was STUNNED that I would have the AUDACITY to say that his friend's looks could possibly be keeping him from getting dates.
Hello, why did you just say that you refused a date with Girl X?
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mumoo
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Mon, Jan 28 2008, 2:58 pm
anon wrote: | My friend went out with a real winner...
They were on a date, and this was one of their many disturbing conversations:
Guy: Do you want a drink?
Friend: Sure, thanx!
Guy: OK, go get one.
Friend: Oh...ummm....ok... *friend starts to walk towards the drinks*
Guy: Aren't you going to ask me if I also want one?
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recommemded continuation of conversation:
Friend: alright...., do you want a drink?
Guy:Sure, thanx!
Friend: OK go get one.
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louche
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Mon, Jan 28 2008, 8:55 pm
amother wrote: | I dated a guy who on the first date (the botanical gardens in the summer) brought a towel to mop up his sweat.
the worst part is that when I told the story to my husband he said it was a good thing we went out in the winter because he would have done the same thing. |
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louche
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Mon, Jan 28 2008, 9:00 pm
amother wrote: | on the date he too out a news paper to read |
oh, man, that was YOU? Dh and I were in a rstaurant--I can't recall whether we were married yet but I think not--and I remarked that "the couple over there are obviously married b/c he's reading the paper & they're not talking."
JK, couldn't have been you, you were probaby not evn born yet.
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ChossidMom
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Thu, Jan 31 2008, 11:54 am
Oh gosh. I have so many stories - I wouldn't know where to begin.
How about here:
* Guy takes me to J2 in Manhattan. We sit down to eat our tuna salads. Guy starts to pick his nose and, honest injun, deposit his findings into his cup.
* guy is in his late 30's. Tells me he wants a young, young girl whom he can "mold". Tells me he likes the way the Arabs do it where the man and woman walk together and the woman carries everything
* Guy tests me on Judaism, tells me he sleeps on a bench in yeshiva
* Guy shows up in the hotel lobby wearing torn jeans. Tells me he'd like to get a bite somewhere and what is my budget?
I wind up giving him the business at some point about his torn jeans and he tells me I shouldn't be judging people based on outward appearances (and this is the guy that the shadchan had told me used to work at the State Department)
* Guy uses the F word while driving in the car and cursing out another driver.
I'm sure I'll think of more... There were SO many.
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mumoo
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Thu, Jan 31 2008, 12:16 pm
I hope those were'n all from one shadchan
anyway, glad you finally found a good one-
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ChossidMom
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Thu, Jan 31 2008, 12:31 pm
Nah, not from the same shadchan.
Also, on two different continents!
Oh wait! Here's another one:
Guy who I met with a few times, gets me to pick him up at yeshiva in Yerushalayim (in my car). I drive us to a hotel. He tells me to sit in an area of the lobby where you don't have to order anything. We sit down. He pulls out of his bag 1) a bottle of tap water, cooled in the yeshiva fridge 2) plastic cups 3) a massager for massaging the back
Would you believe that I still did not have the brains to break up with him? He wound up dumping me. grumble grumble.
and he was very critical of my driving. Was I dumb or what?
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mimivan
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Thu, Jan 31 2008, 6:04 pm
so I went out with this guy who said:
guy: so Moshiach comes, a man will be able to marry more than one woman, did you know that?
me: Ummm...I might have heard something like that...
guy: and I believe Moshiach is coming really soon, so I want to ask you something...
me: Yeah?
guy: Would you mind if I married another woman as well?
(that's what you get when you mix emunah with chutzpah)
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louche
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Thu, Jan 31 2008, 9:12 pm
More stories, more stories, this is the most fun I've had all week!
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Sparkle
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Thu, Jan 31 2008, 9:33 pm
Real story:
Shadchan told me that boy was in top yeshiva "X"
I went out with him - turned out he was in charge of maintenance and repairs in yeshiva "x"
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Ruchel
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Fri, Feb 01 2008, 6:25 am
"I'm not looking for a wife, I'm looking for an eshes chayil".
totally turned me off
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amother
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Fri, Feb 01 2008, 10:32 am
lots of stories, a guy told me he likes when girls look through their hair like its covering their eyes...he was implying that he finds it s*xy
he also joked if it was ok to hug me at one point during the date
another guy tells me he spent the night in jail!!
another guy shows up 45 min late, and asks to use the bathroom the second he shows up. its like "hi, can I use your bathroom?"
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amother
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Fri, Feb 01 2008, 11:01 am
amother wrote: |
another guy shows up 45 min late, and asks to use the bathroom the second he shows up. its like "hi, can I use your bathroom?" |
Yes, it's so much more appealing when they go in their pants.
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Ima'la
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Thu, Mar 06 2008, 8:50 am
amother wrote: | I have a friend who, on a shidduch, after sitting down with drinks, the guy says "who should pay for the drinks?", so she said "How about I pay for mine and you pay for yours" which they did. After paying he said "so where do you want to go next?" Her response " I'll go to my house and you go to yours". |
How about: "You pay this time, I'll pay next time." (Not that there would BE a next time!)
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Ruchel
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Fri, Mar 07 2008, 7:17 am
amother wrote: | amother wrote: |
another guy shows up 45 min late, and asks to use the bathroom the second he shows up. its like "hi, can I use your bathroom?" |
Yes, it's so much more appealing when they go in their pants. |
looool
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