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amother
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 Wed, Sep 14 2022, 1:40 pm
In light of last night's jokes that I really enjoyed, I'm starting a jokes thread. I could really use the laughs as I'm sure many others can too.
 Party's on! Get the jokes going!
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amother
Nemesia
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Wed, Sep 14 2022, 1:51 pm
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hodeez
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Wed, Sep 14 2022, 1:57 pm
What do u call a fish with no I's?
A fsh
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Lovable
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Wed, Sep 14 2022, 1:59 pm
Yay! Thank you!
Gotta think of some
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hodeez
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Wed, Sep 14 2022, 1:59 pm
What's Bruce lee's favorite drink?
Wattaaaahhh
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hodeez
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Wed, Sep 14 2022, 2:01 pm
What do you call a patronizing robber going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
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Lovable
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Wed, Sep 14 2022, 2:03 pm
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Whats the best thing about Switzerland? I dont know but the flag is a big plus
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Lovable
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Wed, Sep 14 2022, 2:03 pm
Why did the frog take the bus to work today? His car got toad
Last edited by Lovable on Wed, Sep 14 2022, 2:08 pm; edited 1 time in total
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Lovable
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Wed, Sep 14 2022, 2:04 pm
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What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer
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Lovable
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Wed, Sep 14 2022, 2:05 pm
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What kind of shoes do burglars wear? Sneakers
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Lovable
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Wed, Sep 14 2022, 2:06 pm
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What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta
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Moonlight
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Wed, Sep 14 2022, 2:07 pm
| Lovable wrote: | | Why did the frog take the bus to work today? His car got toed |
Toad/towed. But no toed
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amother
Bottlebrush
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Wed, Sep 14 2022, 7:13 pm
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Java
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Wed, Sep 14 2022, 7:16 pm
| hodeez wrote: | What do you call a patronizing robber going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending. |
Ahahaha
Keeping this one
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amother
Stone
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Wed, Sep 14 2022, 7:39 pm
Amother buttercup here…
B’rshus haOP I will post jokes here.
So those worried about elul and my yom hadin can all take a deep breath.
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amother
Stone
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Wed, Sep 14 2022, 7:40 pm
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly squats
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amother
Stone
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Wed, Sep 14 2022, 7:41 pm
Have you tried eating a clock?
It’s really time consuming.
Especially if you go for seconds.
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amother
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Wed, Sep 14 2022, 7:41 pm
Some people thing prison is just one word
But to robbers it’s the whole sentence
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amother
Stone
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Wed, Sep 14 2022, 7:42 pm
What did 0 say to 8?
Nice belt
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