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amother
Stone
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 Wed, Sep 14 2022, 7:45 pm
Attention ladies and gentlemen
This is your captain speaking
AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING
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amother
Stone
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Wed, Sep 14 2022, 7:47 pm
My grandpa has the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban from the San Diego zoo
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amother
Stone
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Wed, Sep 14 2022, 7:48 pm
Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Right where you left it.
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amother
Coffee
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Wed, Sep 14 2022, 8:19 pm
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amother
Chambray
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Wed, Sep 14 2022, 8:33 pm
What do you call a short fortune teller who escaped from prison?
A small medium at large
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momsprince
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Wed, Sep 14 2022, 8:34 pm
| amother OP wrote: | In light of last night's jokes that I really enjoyed, I'm starting a jokes thread. I could really use the laughs as I'm sure many others can too.
 Party's on! Get the jokes going! |
Which thread are you referring to?
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amother
Chambray
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Wed, Sep 14 2022, 8:36 pm
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A rabbi, a priest and an imam walked into a bar. The bartender looked at them and said "What is this, a joke?"
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amother
Winterberry
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Wed, Sep 14 2022, 9:58 pm
| amother Stone wrote: | Amother buttercup here…
B’rshus haOP I will post jokes here.
So those worried about elul and my yom hadin can all take a deep breath. |
From which thrwead?
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Mindfully
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Wed, Sep 14 2022, 10:21 pm
| amother Chambray wrote: | | A rabbi, a priest and an imam walked into a bar. The bartender looked at them and said "What is this, a joke?" |
And priest, and imam and a rabbit walked into a bar. The bartender looked at the rabbit and said, "why are you here?". The rabbit answered "I'm here because of autocorrect "
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shanie5
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Wed, Sep 14 2022, 11:23 pm
What is blue and looks like a box?
A blue box.
What is red and looks like a box?
A blue box in disguise
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amother
Aqua
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Wed, Sep 14 2022, 11:26 pm
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"Welcome aboard flight 787. This is your pilot speaking. We're starting to ascend and I'd like to wish everyone a safe flight. I'd also like to let you know that due to covid, I'm working from home today."
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amother
Lemonchiffon
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Wed, Sep 14 2022, 11:28 pm
What do a rabbit and a plum have in common?
They're both purple except for the rabbit.
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flowerpower
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Wed, Sep 14 2022, 11:29 pm
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics
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flowerpower
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Wed, Sep 14 2022, 11:30 pm
Did you hear about the first restaurant open on the moon?
It had great food but no atmosphere
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flowerpower
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Wed, Sep 14 2022, 11:32 pm
Did you hear about the painter that was hospitalized?
It was due to many strokes
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LK1
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Wed, Sep 14 2022, 11:33 pm
Guys, Keep 'em coming!!! 
Can I just ask, where in heavens are you getting these from? Making them up? Your sons?
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GLUE
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Wed, Sep 14 2022, 11:35 pm
What happened when the monster took the 5:00 train home?
He had to give it back(my son told me)
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amother
Lemonchiffon
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Wed, Sep 14 2022, 11:49 pm
I just s saw this today.
What did the uneducated chossid say to the educated college professor?
Rent is due on the first of the month
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amother
Nasturtium
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Thu, Sep 15 2022, 12:21 am
Why did the traffic light turn red
It was embarrassed to change on the street
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amother
Nemesia
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Thu, Sep 15 2022, 9:17 am
Why was the tomato blushing?
Cuz he saw the salad dressing.
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