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basmalkah
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Fri, Sep 30 2005, 12:01 pm
L'Shana Tova to all...
As you know on Rosh Hashanah, there is a ceremony called Tashlich. Jews traditionally go to a body of water such as the ocean, a stream or a river to pray and throw in breadcrumbs. This symbolizes throwing away one's sins which the fish devour. Occasionally, people ask what kinds of breadcrumbs should be thrown.
Here are suggestions for breads that may be most appropriate for specific sins and misbehaviors:
For ordinary sins --WHITE BreadBREAD
For [inappropriate] sins - FREnchNBread
For particularly dark sins - Pumpernickel
For complex sins - Multi grain
For sins of indecision - Waffles
For sins committed in haste - Matzos
For sins of chutzpah - Any fresh bread
For substance abuse - Stoned wheat
For committing auto theft - Caraway
For timidity/cowardice - Milk toast
For ill-temperedness - Sourdough
For silliness, eccentricity - Nut bread
For excessive irony - Rye bread
For unnecessary chances - Hero bread
For war-mongering - Kaiser rolls
For dressing immodestly - Tarts
For lechery and promiscuity - Hot buns
For promiscuity with gentiles - Hot cross buns
For racist attitudes - CRACKERSCrackers
For being holier than thou - Bagels
For overeating - Stuffing
For indecent photography - Cheesecake
For raising your voice too often - Challah
For pride and egotism - Puff pastry
For sycophancy, ***-kissing - Brownies
For being overly smothering - Angel food cake
For trashing the environment - Dumplings
For telling bad jokes/puns - Corn bread
Enjoy!
Kesiva Vachasima Tova
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proudmom
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Fri, Sep 30 2005, 12:12 pm
Very Funny, I am going to send that to my grandmother she will enjoy it!!
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Purple Hug Bunny
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Fri, Sep 30 2005, 1:39 pm
basmalkah, this is adorable.. thank you.
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basmalkah
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Sat, Oct 01 2005, 5:07 pm
No problem - that's why I shared it.
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basmalkah
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Sat, Oct 01 2005, 6:28 pm
Very funny!!
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