S/O parsha dessert thread - but for the lazy!

happytobemom

Tue, Nov 15 2022, 10:23 pm

Nose rings for your 3 year old, and a shidduch too!

Shabbosiscoming

Thu, Nov 17 2022, 11:36 am

Go to a wedding. The reason is two fold:
1. The obvious, Yitzchak and Rivka
2. I have yet to be at a wedding where an impromptu minyan was not set up...inevitably in an area outside the women's bathroom. Perfect opportunity to cover my face in front of davening men in a natural, uncontrived way.

pause

Wed, Nov 30 2022, 5:55 pm

This week when your kids are killing each other (hopefully figuratively), especially if one is running away from the other, thank them for demonstrating this week's parsha.

Wed, Nov 30 2022, 6:26 pm

This week you can give your kids stones instead of a pillow.
They could even camp out on top of a mountain!
Let them climb up and down ladders.
Let them pick flowers.
Do not encourage them to steal things and hide it under their seats.

GLUE

Wed, Nov 30 2022, 6:31 pm

This is for next year, for last weeks Parsha

I brought some yogurts one son took the last red(strawberry)one, another son started screaming I want the red one give me the red yogurt.

effess

Wed, Nov 30 2022, 7:52 pm

Sleep outside and surround yourself with 12 stones
Find your cousin and give her a kiss
Put a rock on your sink and wait till there’s a few of you gathered together to roll it off
Change from being a full time student and become a shepherd
Try staying up all night, every night
To be continued

amother

Stoneblue

Wed, Nov 30 2022, 9:43 pm

Just make sure your husband knows that marrying you and then your sister is taking it too far.

Cmon be nice

Wed, Nov 30 2022, 9:50 pm

effess wrote:

Quote:

find your cousin and give her a kiss

U mean give him a kiss

effess

Wed, Nov 30 2022, 10:05 pm

Cmon be nice wrote:

U mean give him a kiss

Naah, just have your son kiss his cousin Tongue Out

effess

Wed, Nov 30 2022, 10:05 pm

amother Stoneblue wrote:

Just make sure your husband knows that marrying you and then your sister is taking it too far.

Ya think

amother

Wallflower

Wed, Nov 30 2022, 10:52 pm

amother Stoneblue wrote:

Just make sure your husband knows that marrying you and then your sister is taking it too far.

A week later!

effess

Thu, Dec 08 2022, 9:44 pm

When you leave your home next for a trip, put your daughter with the luggage.
Move FAR away from your in laws (unfortunately I know done of you prefer this)
Send gifts to anyone who might be mad at you and see their reaction.

This thread is not really for the lazy…it’s for ppl who don’t want to make fancy desserts.

amother

Stoneblue

Fri, Dec 09 2022, 12:15 am

Send hoards of sheep to your mother in law if your at war with her. That is bound to make her day.

Eat up all your kids sandwich crusts, you don't want to do bal tashchis.

Open an organization where men go and kill all rapists and molesters.

effess

Sat, Dec 17 2022, 10:24 pm

We missed vayeishev…
Please share ideas for next year!
I’ll start but I’m short on time and…lazy.

Make sure to share your dreams. Even if they may upset the listener.

Buy or make a special jacket for one of your kids and see how the rest respond..

Waiting to hear your ideas.

amother

Kiwi

Sat, Dec 17 2022, 10:37 pm

DD was fighting with DS. He tried to run away but she grabbed his jacket. He slipped out of the jacket and ran. I told him he’s just like Yosef Hatzadik. 😍