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m-u-a-mama
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Sun, Mar 19 2023, 8:51 am
You put on your very professional lab coat... and pull a pacifier out of the pocket
Add yours!
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ectomorph
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Sun, Mar 19 2023, 9:02 am
When you click on threads with these titles
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mom!
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Sun, Mar 19 2023, 9:04 am
Your driving to work and excitedly say “look a garbage/fire truck” only to realize your alone in the car.
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Beautiful
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Sun, Mar 19 2023, 10:08 am
When you're taking YOUR friends somewhere and try to get everyone to hold hands to cross the street.
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Rappel
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Sun, Mar 19 2023, 10:09 am
You find yourself washing the floor on Purim morning, and you're happy about it XD
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schoolbus
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Sun, Mar 19 2023, 10:21 am
When you are standing next to an empty strolling and start wheeling it back and forth
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polka dots
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Sun, Mar 19 2023, 10:26 am
when you feel like the most put together person because your skirt is clean
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Beingreal
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Sun, Mar 19 2023, 10:29 am
When you look at the sky and you are just with your husband and say, "look an airplane!"
When you mix up names.
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theoneandonly
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Sun, Mar 19 2023, 10:40 am
When you know the answer to all of life's ills.
Hint: it's "go to sleep, you'll feel better in the morning."
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yachnabobba
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Sun, Mar 19 2023, 10:41 am
When going to the bathroom alone feels luxurious.
When eating pizza crusts off someone’s plate feels completely reasonable
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happy chick
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Sun, Mar 19 2023, 10:47 am
When you can't get your foot in your shoe, only to realize it's because there's a grape hiding in there.
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Marathon
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Sun, Mar 19 2023, 10:48 am
When you start rocking the shopping cart
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scintilla
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Sun, Mar 19 2023, 10:54 am
When the most outrageous sentences come out of your mouth and you don't blink an eye, like "please stop licking your sister's eyeballs" or "we don't chew on tatty's shoes" (both in the last 24 hours).
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Amelia Bedelia
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Sun, Mar 19 2023, 10:55 am
When you get excited to see a new toy store or child-friendly attraction.
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rae
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Sun, Mar 19 2023, 10:59 am
I read this somewhere but it seriously hit home:
When you’re busy buying your kids new wardrobes and your underwear is older than they are
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Queen Of Hearts
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Sun, Mar 19 2023, 11:17 am
When an uninterrupted night of sleep is a dream as unrealistic as winning the lottery!
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lovingmommy3417
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Sun, Mar 19 2023, 11:25 am
scintilla wrote: | When the most outrageous sentences come out of your mouth and you don't blink an eye, like "please stop licking your sister's eyeballs" or "we don't chew on tatty's shoes" (both in the last 24 hours). |
Yes! Yesterday I burst out laughing because I said to my son "you can peck on the tree one time". He was pretending to be a woodpecker and wanted to know what it felt like
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scintilla
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Sun, Mar 19 2023, 11:30 am
lovingmommy3417 wrote: | Yes! Yesterday I burst out laughing because I said to my son "you can peck on the tree one time". He was pretending to be a woodpecker and wanted to know what it felt like |
Could definitely fill a whole thread just with these ridiculous statements and I'm sure you didn't think twice about saying it!
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zoom
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Sun, Mar 19 2023, 11:49 am
[quote="yachnabobba"]When going to the bathroom alone feels luxurious.
When eating pizza crusts off someone’s plate feels completely reasonable[/quote]
Totally!!
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ectomorph
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Sun, Mar 19 2023, 12:00 pm
[quote="zoom"] yachnabobba wrote: | When going to the bathroom alone feels luxurious.
When eating pizza crusts off someone’s plate feels completely reasonable[/quote]
Totally!! |
Zoom is a great username!
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