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Genius
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Sun, Nov 26 2023, 11:48 am
I woke up n saw poop
All over the house.
My daughter she woke
Before did the cows.
She thought it was wise
Wouldn’t bother at all
Thought we might like it
For sure won’t appall.
Took off her diaper
It was dirty, did I say?
Sat on the toilet
Started her day.
The mess that ensued
Was stinky and gross,
A sore to the eyes
An affront to the nose
Give me some time
A hose and a brush
I’ll wipe and I’ll scrub
I am in no rush
I hope that tonight
My house will be clean
Surfaces clear
Polished to a sheen
I’ll go to bed and rest
Tomorrow is another day
Less dirt and chazerei
I hope and I pray
I’m not there just yet
Only pulling on my gloves
Excuse me while I go
Tackle what I must…
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amother
Seashell
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Sun, Nov 26 2023, 12:48 pm
This is so funny. I feel the same way - about my son. I only have boys. I don’t know why I always imagined girls not to be as gross. I guess all kids are the same.
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Einikel
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Sun, Nov 26 2023, 12:51 pm
So good! My toddler recently started stripping bh. No #2 but he thinks it's the funniest thing ever 😂
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amother
Lightblue
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Sun, Nov 26 2023, 12:53 pm
amother Seashell wrote: | This is so funny. I feel the same way - about my son. I only have boys. I don’t know why I always imagined girls not to be as gross. I guess all kids are the same. |
My daughter used to take off her diapers aaall the time 🤦🏻♀️
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cupcake123
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Sun, Nov 26 2023, 9:52 pm
Are the
Surfaces clear
Polished to a sheen
Op you're a great writer!
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Oatmeal
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Sun, Nov 26 2023, 9:58 pm
Oyyy one of my kids used to do that.
My sister had one kid who would wake up in middle of the night and strip. Once she had to repaint a room cuz her kid stripped and got it on the walls and it would not wash off....
Hashem knew what he was doing when he made toddlers extra cute. It's hard to be upset for more than a second!
That kid must be so independent!
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Wandflower
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Sun, Nov 26 2023, 10:03 pm
I have this x2 with twins
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amother
Snow
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Sun, Nov 26 2023, 10:06 pm
Just came in to check imamother after cleaning my seven year old from a bad bout of diarrhea!
I had a toddler that used to strip and pull off dirty diapers in crib… someone told me to put her in 1 piece pjs backwards, zipper in back, no feet. They can’t get it off it really works!!
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Genius
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Sun, Nov 26 2023, 10:13 pm
cupcake123 wrote: | Are the
Surfaces clear
Polished to a sheen
Op you're a great writer! |
Bh I can’t complain
It’s clean it’s nice
That’s the main
Magazine ready, If there was a magazine that portrayed lived in houses.
Thank you for the compliment:)
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Bleemee
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Sun, Nov 26 2023, 10:22 pm
amother Snow wrote: | Just came in to check imamother after cleaning my seven year old from a bad bout of diarrhea!
I had a toddler that used to strip and pull off dirty diapers in crib… someone told me to put her in 1 piece pjs backwards, zipper in back, no feet. They can’t get it off it really works!! |
Why no feet?
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Tzutzie
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Sun, Nov 26 2023, 10:25 pm
amother Snow wrote: | Just came in to check imamother after cleaning my seven year old from a bad bout of diarrhea!
I had a toddler that used to strip and pull off dirty diapers in crib… someone told me to put her in 1 piece pjs backwards, zipper in back, no feet. They can’t get it off it really works!! |
That's what I do when they hit that milestone I'd pin the zipper closed with a safety pin too. Cuz they could open it from the back.... ah the joys!
Bleemee, the ones with the feet are very uncomfortable to wear back to front.
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Lemon
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Sun, Nov 26 2023, 11:11 pm
You're a Genius at writing!
Funny question, when I read poems I read them in a tune. Any tune you had in mind here?
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amother
Snow
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Mon, Nov 27 2023, 12:11 am
The feet would be uncomfortable to wear backwards so I just cut them off the stretchies.. bought really cheap ones
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SweetAngel
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Mon, Nov 27 2023, 12:36 am
I’m rolling. Op ur a great writer!
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