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orchidmom

Tue, Feb 24 2009, 6:00 pm

One for the MUMS
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One for the mums: Why God made Mums; questions put to 10 year olds:
Why did God make mums?

She’s the only one who knows where the sellotape is
Mostly to keep us all clean
To help us out of there when we were getting born

How did God make mothers?

He used dirt, just like for the rest of us
Magic plus superpowers plus a lot of stirring
God made my mum just like he made me, only with bigger parts

Why did God give you your mum and not someone else?

We’re related
God knew she likes me a lot more than other people’s mum like me

What kind of little girl was your mum?

My mum has always been my mum and none of that other stuff
I don’t know, I wasn’t there, but my guess would be pretty bossy
They say she used to be nice

What did mum need to know about your dad before they went out together?

She had to know his last name
She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
Did he say no to drugs and yes to chores?

What's the difference between mums and dads?

Mums work at work and work at home. Dads just work at work
Mums know how to talk to teachers without scaring them
Dads are taller and stronger but mums have the real power, ‘cause that’s who you have to ask if you want to sleepover
Mums have magic, they make you feel better without medicine

If you could change one thing about your mum what would it be?

She has this thing about me keeping my room clean. I’d get rid of that
I’d make my mum smarter, then she would know my sister did it not me
I would get rid of those invisible eyes in the back of her head