DOUBLE YUK!!!!! | Imamother

amother

Wed, Mar 26 2008, 8:09 pm

I want to be blunt.
After all, I'm amother.
I like to offend.

Clarissa

Wed, Mar 26 2008, 8:15 pm

Your husband and you
had inappropriate thoughts
Your kids will be bad.

^
My first haiku there
It wasn't so good, I know
I should try harder.

Dayzmom

Wed, Mar 26 2008, 8:17 pm

Big D,

You are too cool for school babe! I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dayzmom

Wed, Mar 26 2008, 8:20 pm

Clarissa,
You da bomb!

All you poets have me rolling! Thanks for the entertainment.

?What's a Haiku?

Tehilla

Wed, Mar 26 2008, 8:24 pm

Dayz,

three lines
5 syllables
7
5

if I remember correctly...it's been a long time!

Dayzmom

Wed, Mar 26 2008, 8:27 pm

Tehilla wrote:

Dayz,

three lines
5 syllables
7
5

if I remember correctly...it's been a long time!

Oh boy, sounds complicated......

amother

Wed, Mar 26 2008, 8:27 pm

Alas, my hemmorroids
are torturing me day and night.
Natural cures, please...

amother

Wed, Mar 26 2008, 8:30 pm

Dayzmom wrote:

Tehilla wrote:

Dayz,

three lines
5 syllables
7
5

if I remember correctly...it's been a long time!

Oh boy, sounds complicated......

Haiku isn't hard.
I count syllables on hands.
I'm so bad at math.

Dayzmom

Wed, Mar 26 2008, 8:34 pm

Help with these poems
It's taking too much time
Forget it for now.

cassandra

Wed, Mar 26 2008, 8:36 pm

Dayzmom wrote:

Help with these poems
It's taking too much time
Forget it for now.

Good first try!

Just make "It's" "It is"

chayitty

Wed, Mar 26 2008, 8:37 pm

I love bashing in poem form, it seems like so much fun
u can say nasty things ..ryme them.. and its "ok hun"
u dont have to make to much sense as long as the words fit
I think this new way of being terriably rude will defintly be a hit

Dayzmom

Wed, Mar 26 2008, 8:37 pm

cassandra wrote:

Dayzmom wrote:

Help with these poems
It's taking too much time
Forget it for now.

Good first try!

Just make "It's" "It is"

Oh yeah, right - oops.

Dayzmom

Wed, Mar 26 2008, 8:47 pm

Not to be mean, not to be rude,
but those men in the picture seems pretty lewd.
How could they, why would they do this to their wives?
Don't they realize they're ruining so many lives?

Clarissa

Wed, Mar 26 2008, 8:56 pm

When my parents said they'd help us pay
For my husband to be learning all day
They thought it meant learning in the fine Jewish manner
And not going to John school to stay out of the slammer.

(This is the edited version. The other one was funnier and rhymed better, but might have gotten me into trouble.)

greenfire

Wed, Mar 26 2008, 9:05 pm

to me this is quite disgusting
they betray their wives oh so trusting
while it might be hard to be superhuman
some things just can never be "forgiven"

cassandra

Wed, Mar 26 2008, 9:13 pm

Who are all these men in suits
Constantly visiting harlots
I guess I must have missed that thread
Sometimes I need to go to bed

cookielady

Wed, Mar 26 2008, 9:17 pm

If you like haikus, check out the book "Haikus for Jews"

chayitty

Wed, Mar 26 2008, 9:23 pm

these men we speak of is from the origanal thread called YUCK
they tried to pay uncover cops...some people just have no luck
everyone on this site thinks its their place to judge and to rule
im not condeming wat they did...but do we also have to be so cruel?

amother

Wed, Mar 26 2008, 9:48 pm

The original post was removed for a reason. There is no reason for it to be brought up again under another title.

amother

Wed, Mar 26 2008, 9:50 pm

It wasn't removed.