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bigdeal
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 Wed, Mar 26 2008, 6:21 pm
YUK is right..............
same old subject... just rehashing
stop the slander, stop the bashing
People make mistakes.... cause life is tough
Dont you think they suffer enough?
Ripped by the media- bashed and burned
Enough to make them... crash and learn....
Dont you get it??? Feel the sensation????
They're one of your OWN- one of your nation!!!!!
We may be dissapointed when they shun the Jewish name.....
But lets not point fingers... lets not place the blame
Lets stick together..... they may not be right!
But united as ONE we'll fight the fight!!!!!
If WE remain as one, dont rile up.... or get excited...
If we remain together... standing tall- UNITED!!!!
HAshem will forgive US when WE do wrong........
Now if all just got together and sang the song.....:
WHERE IS THE LOOOOOVVVVVVEEEEEE
Please
think twice before posting OUTRIGHT negativity against people... lets discuss issues- not people........lets not air our OWN dirty laundry
lets offer support and love love love....
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Clarissa
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Wed, Mar 26 2008, 7:16 pm
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If this is one of your Purim poems, it's kind of a downer.
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bigdeal
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Wed, Mar 26 2008, 7:21 pm
| Clarissa wrote: | | If this is one of your Purim poems, it's kind of a downer. |
see now- here I go and write something meaningful and heartfelt.... and you go and do that..............................
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Clarissa
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Wed, Mar 26 2008, 7:23 pm
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Sorry, just kidding. I just had this image of getting that poem, along with some hamentashen or something.
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bigdeal
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Wed, Mar 26 2008, 7:26 pm
hold on Ill send ya something..................... 
there... that better????
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Clarissa
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Wed, Mar 26 2008, 7:29 pm
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Cute! Sure beats what I actually got this year. Nary a poem nor anything so elaborate. Just sweets. And now they're just a memory, unless you look at my thighs.
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cassandra
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Wed, Mar 26 2008, 7:32 pm
Perhaps if board policy required writing controversial and biting posts in verse people might view them as more loving.
Such as:
It is absolute halacha to cover your hair.
Though I don't think it is as bad as showing your underwear
I haven't seen a source that says otherwise
If you can provide one, go ahead, it will be a big surprise.
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bigdeal
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Wed, Mar 26 2008, 7:32 pm
well mine have left everlasting memories
that second chin
ripples one two and three
that cholestoral elevation
the sugar rushes , ups , and downs....
the bulge on the left ( the one on the right is from Pesach)
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mimivan
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Wed, Mar 26 2008, 7:37 pm
| cassandra wrote: | Perhaps if board policy required writing controversial and biting posts in verse people might view them as more loving.
Such as:
It is absolute halacha to cover your hair.
Though I don't think it is as bad as showing your underwear
I haven't seen a source that says otherwise
If you can provide one, go ahead, it will be a big surprise. |
Yes, I vote for that...what a great policy!
Or instead of banning amother from certain forums, say they can post as a mother but only if they agree to write haikus..
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Mimisinger
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Wed, Mar 26 2008, 7:51 pm
LOL!
The hashgachas good
believe you me - its true
eat it spring or fall
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Clarissa
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Wed, Mar 26 2008, 7:53 pm
Some say that your husband is not right for you
He stares at treif animals while he's at the zoo.
He underwent a useless Conservative conversion
He looks at the internet because of perversions.
He smokes and he drinks and not just on Purim
He dozes all day when he should be learnin'
But the worst news is that we saw the back of his head
In the picture of guys caught with h**kers in bed.
Last edited by Clarissa on Wed, Mar 26 2008, 7:54 pm; edited 1 time in total
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amother
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Wed, Mar 26 2008, 7:54 pm
my husband is bad
He doesn't do the dishes
Should I stay or go?
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bigdeal
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Wed, Mar 26 2008, 7:54 pm
| cassandra wrote: | Perhaps if board policy required writing controversial and biting posts in verse people might view them as more loving.
Such as:
It is absolute halacha to cover your hair.
Though I don't think it is as bad as showing your underwear
I haven't seen a source that says otherwise
If you can provide one, go ahead, it will be a big surprise. |
Youre not mocking me are you?
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cassandra
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Wed, Mar 26 2008, 7:55 pm
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God forbid. That wouldn't be very loving. Your post inspired me.
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amother
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Wed, Mar 26 2008, 7:57 pm
I am amother
Because there is a stalker
who doesn't like me
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amother
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Wed, Mar 26 2008, 7:58 pm
Take two eggs, pepper
salt and beat them together
Whoops! Haiku's over...
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bigdeal
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Wed, Mar 26 2008, 7:58 pm
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ok thats an awesome idea- negative in poem form( I guess some ppl will think twice- since it aint easy ......)
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cassandra
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Wed, Mar 26 2008, 8:06 pm
I think now that people like this idea it needs to be refined. I think rhymes are appropriate, any scheme, but haiku is still too sharp.
For example:
Your infected child
Gave mine the measles in school
You should burn in hell
isn't so loving
But
My kid contracted measles on the bus
Now I want to make a huge fuss
Parents who don't vaccinate are irresponsible fools
They should have their kids yanked from parks and schools
sounds soooo much nicer!
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