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amother


 

Post Tue, Feb 26 2013, 3:12 pm
whaddya know I wasn't hallucinating after all ... pot brownies in the house ... the kids deny but the nose knows

such an aromatic and delectable idea for shalach manos

now do I confiscate the leftovers?! blame it on legalities?! consume them so as not to do baal tashchis Idea

really what were they thinking?!?!?!
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zaq




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Feb 26 2013, 3:20 pm
According to rabbanit Zaq, bal tashchis does not apply to an illegal substance. Hacharem tacharimu oso. Flush it down the terlet, chocolate frosting and all. What you do after that is up to you. As the homeowner, you are responsible under the law for what goes on in your house. The kids bring illegal substances in, they are dead to rights.
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zaq




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Feb 26 2013, 3:21 pm
PS So sorry they're putting you through this.
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ChutzPAh




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Feb 26 2013, 3:22 pm
So what costumes did you do to go with that theme? Poem?
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imasinger




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Feb 26 2013, 3:27 pm
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Purim is happy
So get stoned, have a few.

(What, you don't like my poetry?)
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zaq




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Feb 26 2013, 3:29 pm
Here is a brownie,
Chocolate it's not.
It's pot.

It's not chicken feed;
It's weed.

It's not Reisman's, I must explain;
It's Maryjane.

Don't raise a glass:
It's grass.

If you feel farklempt,
you've been hemped.
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zaq




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Feb 26 2013, 3:30 pm
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. Pot is not.

That's Ogden Nash, not Zaq.
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amother


 

Post Tue, Feb 26 2013, 3:57 pm
the toilet bowl
will not be happy
it may get stuck
if it's not crappy

how to plunge
the grass or weed
should I follow with
johnny appleseed

walker did not rhyme
the smirnoff is consumed
alas the brownies
pot & all exhumed

a snake
a rake
rhe bake
to fake
or take
the stake
to chance
or prance
a lance
just enjoy the circumstance
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CatLady




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Feb 26 2013, 4:13 pm
Enjoy the brownies. We made plenty.
But try to hold off till 4:20.

My theme was gonna be the beach.
But we decided, let's do Cheech!

We hope these brownies hit a homer.
Well, at least they'll cure glaucoma.
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Barbara




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Feb 26 2013, 4:16 pm
ChutzPAh wrote:
So what costumes did you do to go with that theme? Poem?


Clearly Spiderman and his girlfriend, Maryjane.
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Barbara




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Feb 26 2013, 4:17 pm
amother wrote:
whaddya know I wasn't hallucinating after all ... pot brownies in the house ... the kids deny but the nose knows

such an aromatic and delectable idea for shalach manos

now do I confiscate the leftovers?! blame it on legalities?! consume them so as not to do baal tashchis Idea

really what were they thinking?!?!?!


They were thinking that it's a mitzvah to be intoxicated on Purim, of course.
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robynm




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Feb 26 2013, 4:44 pm
won't be the first. won't be the last.
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nyer1




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Feb 26 2013, 4:47 pm
Haha

A chuckle from the BT hippie
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amother


 

Post Tue, Feb 26 2013, 5:37 pm
nyer1 wrote:
Haha

A chuckle from the BT hippie


& there's a theme ... hippie/tie-dye shirt/peace band around the forehead Peace sign
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Cookies n Cream




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Feb 26 2013, 5:41 pm
Rolling Laughter
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granolamom




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Feb 26 2013, 7:23 pm
you could probably sell the leftovers. I hear they go for $10 a piece.

I am kidding.
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EmesOrNT




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Feb 26 2013, 8:11 pm
granolamom wrote:
you could probably sell the leftovers. I hear they go for $10 a piece.

I am kidding.


No you're not.
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zaq




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Feb 26 2013, 8:17 pm
EmesOrNT wrote:
granolamom wrote:
you could probably sell the leftovers. I hear they go for $10 a piece.

I am kidding.


No you're not.


I think she meant she's kidding about advising OP to sell them. Not about the price.
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granolamom




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Feb 26 2013, 10:53 pm
Right, zaq

I really do hear they go for ten bucks a piece. But I do not recommend selling them.
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