a joke :) | Imamother

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Tue, Mar 13 2007, 5:17 am

Bill Gates decides to organize an enormous session of recruitment for a
chairman for Microsoft Europe. The 5000 candidates are all assembled in a
large room. One of the candidates is Maurice Cohen, a little Parisian Jew
from Tunis.

Bill Gates thanks all the candidates for coming and asks that all those who
do not know JAVA program language rise and leave. 2000 people rise and leave
the room. Maurice Cohen says to himself, "I do not know this language but
what have I got to lose if I stay? I'll give it a try."

Bill Gates asks all the candidates that those who have never had experience
of team management of more than 100 people to rise and leave. 2000 people
rise and leave the room. Maurice Cohen says to himself, "I have never
managed anybody but myself but what have I got to lose if I stay? What can
happen to me?" So he stays.

Then Bill Gates asks all the candidates who do not have excellent college
diplomas to rise and leave. 500 people rise and leave the room. Maurice
Cohen says to himself, "I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose if I
stay?" So he stays in the room.

Lastly, Bill Gates asks all of the candidates who do not speak the
Serbo-Croatian language to rise and leave. 498 people rise and leave the
room. Maurice Cohen says himself, "I do not speak Serbo-Croatian but what
the hell! - have I got anything to lose?" So he stays in the room.

He finds himself alone with one other candidate - everyone else has gone.
Bill Gates joins them and says: "Apparently you are the only two candidates
who speak Serbo-Croatian, so I'd now like to hear you both have a little
conversation in that language!

Calmly Maurice turns to the other candidate and says to him: "Baruch ata
HaShem ".

The other candidate answers: "Elokenu melech ha'olam.