Take this thread in as many directions possible

karat

Tue, Mar 19 2019, 9:19 am

simba wrote:

This scenario would never happen in my MO community. Therein lies your issue.

Chassisim think they can have 17 children, any idea what footprint that leaves on our landfills crust?

Anyways,דרך ארץ קדמה לתורה, first be nice and supportive to your family and then worry about Purim. Don’t be pulling religious excuses for supporting those near and dear to you. That is so against Torah.

Who said her SIL is chasidish?
How dare you bash the chasidim?
I’m reporting your post, I think you should be banned from Imamother until the arrival of Moshiach.

simba

Tue, Mar 19 2019, 9:20 am

karat wrote:

Who said her SIL is chasidish?
How dare you bash the chasidim?
I’m reporting your post, I think you should be banned from Imamother until the arrival of Moshiach.

Not to stereotype or anything, who else has 17 kids.. unless Arkansas of course.

thunderstorm

Tue, Mar 19 2019, 9:21 am

simba wrote:

"My MO community " 😀

aricelli

Tue, Mar 19 2019, 9:22 am

amother wrote:

Why does she only have 17 kids? Obviously her and her husband don’t communicate and need therapy. She needs to read Laura Doyle’s new book Surrended Sister.

You beat me to it!
Fine-
A better option would me for them to read about “Five Love Languages” because it seems like his love language may be “wine” so she’ll learn to love him by drinking along with him...

aricelli

Tue, Mar 19 2019, 9:29 am

Also- noone played the sympathy card yet:
Crust- oy poor poor thing! How hard it must be to be a crust! I so totally get you and feel with you down to the hole where my heart ought to be. Is there anything I can do to help? Sponsor a vacation? Take your kids for a year? Cook you a meal? Just name it- adchatzi hamalkah. And remember: hugs, hugs hugs
And more hugs

giselle

Tue, Mar 19 2019, 9:33 am

Just give me the name of your grocery store (and your full name, address and phone number), and I’ll have a box of food shipped to you on your bill. I’d offer to send my cleaning help but I don’t want to get all those hugs for being entitled enough to have cleaning help in the first place.

aricelli

Tue, Mar 19 2019, 9:35 am

Ok one more thing:
I’m thinking of giving crust a mishloach manos this year
Can anyone help me with a poem
The theme is either: dysfunction- big time” or anything else you can think of
Can I put in choc or would it be poor shaming
Oh- I’m so not good at this, can you please help me?
Also- what should my kids dress up as to pull it all together
And more important- what color tissue paoer

simba

Tue, Mar 19 2019, 9:36 am

Poor shaming. You know how many people would love to have 17 kids and can’t afford it.

Where did she buy all those eggs? Bingo?

Any double yolks? How did she react when she found out?

aricelli

Tue, Mar 19 2019, 9:37 am

giselle wrote:

Food? Horrors- wheres her husband? Her community? Also- then youre obligating me- I have no time or inclination to cough up suppers for crust.

simba

Tue, Mar 19 2019, 9:39 am

aricelli wrote:

Poem doesn’t need to rhyme.. that would be to functional.

Chocolate is fine- you know the ones from Belgium?

Your kids shouldn’t dress up. Purim is a Yom Tov, please dress appropriately.

How you going to wrap the cellophane?

giselle

Tue, Mar 19 2019, 9:39 am

aricelli wrote:

Please don’t waste money on packaging or homemade food that will go straight in the garbage (after I look for a check first). Or anything for that matter. I’ll just take the matanos l’evyonim. Don’t want your out of town BT kiddie MM.

aricelli

Tue, Mar 19 2019, 9:39 am

simba wrote:

Poor shaming. You know how many people would love to have 17 kids and can’t afford it.

Where did she buy all those eggs? Bingo?

Any double yolks? How did she react when she found out?

Bingo?! How magnanimous of you. I heard from very reliable sources that she raises chickens herself- OK?

giselle

Tue, Mar 19 2019, 9:40 am

aricelli wrote:

Bingo?! How magnanimous of you. I heard from very reliable sources that she raises chickens herself- OK?

Raises chickens herself? Amateur. I don’t even vaccinate my kids.

aricelli

Tue, Mar 19 2019, 9:41 am

simba wrote:

Help?! I need to wrap the cellophane in cellophane? Is this a “thing”?
Please write your age and affiliation: MO, Hassidic or Yeshivish

keym

Tue, Mar 19 2019, 9:42 am

aricelli wrote:

Why are you giving Crust shalach manos? You'd think she's entitled to it? She probably takes programs to support that good for nothing brother in law.
Anyways it's not like all 17 keep DS were born last week. She has had plenty of time to prepare for helping her sister.

amother

Smokey

Tue, Mar 19 2019, 9:43 am

simba wrote:

Does reading the book actually cook the seuda and sober up dh for you? Like I stay in bed reading and all that gets done?

For sure!! If you practice what she says your husband will WANT you to lay in bed while he cleans up for you because he'll be doing it out of love! And afterwards he will thank you for the opportunity.

ectomorph

Tue, Mar 19 2019, 9:45 am

giselle wrote:

Raises chickens herself? Amateur. I don’t even vaccinate my kids.

I gave birth to my 10 pound triplets at home and my midwife was able to handle the hemorrhage and revive all 3 at the same time. Home birth is perfectly safe. Only one is special needs from oxygen deprivation.

thunderstorm

Tue, Mar 19 2019, 9:45 am

I'm sorry Crust, I can't stop laughing. Is there something wrong with me that I can't empathize and find this thread amusing? All advice and ideas welcome . TIA!

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keym

Tue, Mar 19 2019, 9:45 am

giselle wrote:

Raises chickens herself? Amateur. I don’t even vaccinate my kids.

Murderer. Your kids are walking live viruses.
I have it on good authority that the hurricanes were caused by unvaccinated kids.