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Jewishfoodie
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Thu, Aug 08 2019, 10:21 am
I mean, what's the point of marrying someone if you have no intention of feeding him, washing his laundry, birthing his kids... Filling the car, etc..
Honesty, I married because I couldn't reach light bulbs and I hate standing on ladders.
You?
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Metukah
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Thu, Aug 08 2019, 10:33 am
You know I have spent the last 2 decades trying to work out why anyone would get married.
Yours is the best reason I have come across so far. Genius.
Honestly I only married because my maiden name is unpronounceable and unspellable. Marriage was the easiest way to change my name.
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happymom123
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Thu, Aug 08 2019, 10:36 am
To kill bugs for me. No way I'm killing a cockroach myself, I need a man for that
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Saralle
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Thu, Aug 08 2019, 10:36 am
Jewish Foodie, I KNOW!! I don't get people that marry someone shorter than them! If he can't reach the upper cabinets, what's he good for??
Honestly, I got married because I need an in house bug killer.
Also, because my best friends kept dropping me and I figured it would be cool to have a best friend that can't just drop me (for no reason) under penalty of halacha.
(ETA, hey! I see someone beat me to it! I guess getting a bug killer is a good reason to get married)
Also, my second reason is 50% true.
Last edited by Saralle on Thu, Aug 08 2019, 10:39 am; edited 2 times in total
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keym
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Thu, Aug 08 2019, 10:38 am
For the tax rebates. Uncle Sam was taking way too much as a single girl. Got married, filed jointly, voila. Much better.
Also my hair was very frizzy and unmanagable. I look much better in a shaitel.
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tigerwife
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Thu, Aug 08 2019, 10:40 am
Wow, it seems like marrying for an in-house bug- killer is more common than I thought! Thank G-d for that.
But also, it’s a great excuse to wear wigs. How else can I get away with dark long hair and bangs one day and a streaky bob the next day?
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aliavi
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Thu, Aug 08 2019, 10:44 am
I got married because schlepping groceries is a pain and I didn’t do an order then. I prefer to workout without my groceries.
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Chayalle
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Thu, Aug 08 2019, 10:46 am
Well, I needed someone to take out the garbage.
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jflower
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Thu, Aug 08 2019, 10:49 am
travel is so much easier if you have somebody to schlep the heavy luggage for you.
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gande
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Thu, Aug 08 2019, 10:54 am
I needed a man to have kids with so I can dress them cute.
I needed a car service driver to get me to the mall to shop.
I needed a handyman to put things together. I have no clue how to assemle things.
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aliavi
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Thu, Aug 08 2019, 10:57 am
gande wrote: | I needed a man to have kids with so I can dress them cute. |
You cannot really experience life without all of those adorable headbands.
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ShishKabob
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Thu, Aug 08 2019, 11:00 am
I'm still trying to find the passcode for the swiss account he supposedly inherited. I've been duped. Should I still continue making shakshuka?
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Jewishfoodie
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Thu, Aug 08 2019, 11:09 am
ShishKabob wrote: | I'm still trying to find the passcode for the swiss account he supposedly inherited. I've been duped. Should I still continue making shakshuka? |
No, silly. You got a damaged product! Return to sender, reorder.
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ShishKabob
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Thu, Aug 08 2019, 11:11 am
Jewishfoodie wrote: | No, silly. You got a damaged product! Return to sender, reorder. | He doesn't fit in the same package like I got. do you think they'll take back the product even if it grew over the years?
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Jewishfoodie
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Thu, Aug 08 2019, 11:14 am
ShishKabob wrote: | He doesn't fit in the same package like I got. do you think they'll take back the product even if it grew over the years? |
I can't believe you saved the box!
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PinkFridge
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Thu, Aug 08 2019, 11:16 am
Because deep down, I am still a fish with a bicycle.
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ShishKabob
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Thu, Aug 08 2019, 11:18 am
Jewishfoodie wrote: |
I can't believe you saved the box! |
I'm very good at keeping the boxes together with the warranties in case anything happens. You gotta see my attic!
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simba
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Thu, Aug 08 2019, 11:26 am
I’m taller then dh so light bulbs and high shelves are on me.
Killing bugs got me. Love at first kill.
And I can bet my maiden name is worse then yours Metukah. This marriage definitely helped that dept.
But the real reason I got married was so that I can fulfill the Mitzva of Being an Eishes Chayil. To melt into the other half of my soul. To build a Bayis Ne’eman B’Yisroel. To bring neshhomos into this world to serve Hashem. To help another yid fulfill his obligation of P’ru U’rvu.
I’m good like that.
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momsrus
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Thu, Aug 08 2019, 11:27 am
I need someone to kill the waterbugs and spiders
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Jewishfoodie
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Thu, Aug 08 2019, 11:27 am
I love playing the game, "Knock the Cover of the Toilet Seat Down" so I got married.
How else would I play these fun games?! "Find the Smelly Sox," or "Collect the change from The Couch," "Interesting uses for the Yarmulka," "Guess what I'm sick with now" and "Step onto a Soaking Wet Towel in the Bathroom in Your sleep."
These games are CLASSICS.
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