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 Fri, Dec 20 2019, 1:46 pm
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....answer mark, only a question mark?
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hodeez
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Fri, Dec 20 2019, 1:55 pm
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Why is there a colon and semicolon but no kidney?
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33055
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Fri, Dec 20 2019, 1:56 pm
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Why are men allowed to use periods? They belong exclusively to women.
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Jewishfoodie
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Fri, Dec 20 2019, 1:58 pm
| Squishy wrote: | | Why are men allowed to use periods? They belong exclusively to women. |
Good one! Why do people overuse punctuation!!!!!!!!!?????
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imanonymous
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Fri, Dec 20 2019, 2:17 pm
What's the difference between a bear and a sentence?
A bear has claws at the end of its paws, but a sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
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imanonymous
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Fri, Dec 20 2019, 2:18 pm
Let's eat Grandpa.
Let's eat, Grandpa.
Grammar matters!
Last edited by imanonymous on Fri, Dec 20 2019, 2:26 pm; edited 1 time in total
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honeymoon
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Fri, Dec 20 2019, 2:21 pm
| hodeez wrote: | | Why is there a colon and semicolon but no kidney? |
or at least a semi kidney?
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shanie5
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Sat, Dec 21 2019, 8:53 pm
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Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
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imanonymous
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Sun, Dec 22 2019, 6:20 pm
If pro is the opposite of con,
is progress the opposite of Congress?
(My answer: a resounding YES!)
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zaq
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Sun, Dec 22 2019, 6:25 pm
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Why is merchandise on a truck a shipment, but merchandise on a ship is cargo?
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mirror
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Sun, Dec 22 2019, 6:33 pm
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I want to know why I need to use a ruler with both inches and centimeters every time I order something from Aliexpress?!?! Why can't inches be used as the yardstick?
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imanonymous
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Sun, Dec 22 2019, 6:53 pm
| mirror wrote: | | I want to know why I need to use a ruler with both inches and centimeters every time I order something from Aliexpress?!?! Why can't inches be used as the yardstick? |
Remind me where Ali is centred? 
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rachaelle
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Sun, Dec 22 2019, 7:04 pm
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Why do feet smell, and noses run?
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singleagain
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Sun, Dec 22 2019, 7:40 pm
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If you had pasta and anti-pasta would you still be hungry?
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penguin
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Sun, Dec 22 2019, 7:46 pm
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Do I need to type out (or google) the whole story of Panda: eats, shoots and leaves ?
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smile12345
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Sun, Dec 22 2019, 7:51 pm
| mirror wrote: | | I want to know why I need to use a ruler with both inches and centimeters every time I order something from Aliexpress?!?! Why can't inches be used as the yardstick? |
The real question is why America is still using the imperial system when the rest of the world is using metric.
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chicco
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Sun, Dec 22 2019, 7:58 pm
| hodeez wrote: | | Why is there a colon and semicolon but no kidney? |
The kidney was donated.
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imanonymous
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Sun, Dec 22 2019, 8:27 pm
Delete
Last edited by imanonymous on Sat, Feb 01 2020, 9:21 pm; edited 1 time in total
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Ema of 5
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Sun, Dec 22 2019, 8:50 pm
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Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?
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