The dog ate my pen

grin

Wed, Apr 30 2008, 2:27 pm

I'm still a dummy after 11 pages of this.
Can someone PM me a hint?

louche

Wed, Apr 30 2008, 2:54 pm

Ja, a car is too expensive.

louche

Wed, Apr 30 2008, 3:10 pm

the time for plowing furrows is near.

louche

Wed, Apr 30 2008, 3:12 pm

She is he.
He is who?
Who is me?
Annie knows me.

louche

Wed, Apr 30 2008, 3:14 pm

anna, please do as I say.

louche

Wed, Apr 30 2008, 3:17 pm

Maxim is enchanting.

louche

Wed, Apr 30 2008, 3:20 pm

My Peace Garden is on a mountaintop.

louche

Wed, Apr 30 2008, 3:21 pm

Dude, where's your water tank?

louche

Wed, Apr 30 2008, 3:22 pm

Sara finally burned her old love letters.

louche

Wed, Apr 30 2008, 3:40 pm

--Hola, what's you name, when did you move to Israel and where are you from?
--I'm Gila Baer, from Russia, the home of countless villains.
--Howdy. Brucha, I'm blessed if I can understand a word these foreigners are saying.
--If you don't understand us, you can go to H---avana!

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-- We made it to Havana, Gila! Let's rejoice well, Miss Baer.

Tefila

Wed, Apr 30 2008, 6:52 pm

Aaron bumped into the closet.(based on actua fact) Crying

The fish swam away from the dog, (can seriously picture this one) Twisted Evil

He is always fighting with she, who is making me, bananas Rolling Eyes

Dandelion1

Wed, Apr 30 2008, 7:32 pm

Imamother...
I 'av a father...
but ach! my brother!

I's my first try... kind of lame?

louche

Wed, Apr 30 2008, 7:52 pm

some of these have multiples, and some are in more than 1 language, and some conceal really bad puns. you have been warned.

--Ma, Kara wants to know what happened.
--Well, mate, the dead man's house was the worst mess I ever met. The door had been blocked for generations. If we buy it, we'll have to use mint or mace to dispel the odor. Molly, have the goodness to give me my glasses so I can see what I have in the spice rack.

Rock music sounds like spit, only worse.

Superman's father, Jor-el, urged him: "Kal-el, curse the villain!"

You could curse the dark, or you could turn on a light. During the last blackout, I had to Nair my legs by the light of a candle.

Don't be a hog, Sam, each child gets only one "Gut Yontiff" cookie.

A woman over thirty wearing a ponytail just looks cuckoo.

The first Japanese man to drive a vehicle was one Ishimoto.

The self-styled seer threw leaves into a cauldron and released a foul-smelling cloud. He was arrested for smoking pot. He could have been released on bail, but he didn't have the bread.

this chicken smells distinctly off.

Ah, Italia...the island! the dew-covered grass! divine!

This fog just soaks up your body heat like a sponge.

Pele was the wonder of the soccer world.

I've baked bread here in a pan, a coffee can, and a soup pot.

Hey, loudmouth, put a sock in it before I bag your face.

Anna, Nasoya tofu goes well with pineapple. I hope you and your sister will bake it.

children of the odd sect sleep on a cot until age nine, when they may say no, or ten, when they all demand "give us real beds."

Just like Ma herself, Ma's comb and Ma's rake are missing a few teeth.

Ladies, indeed you see before you the tomb of the Pharaoh who called himself Akhen-aten.

There's no shame in having a name like Gornishtkeinnomen.

As Sydney Carton laid his neck on the guillotine block, he declaimed, "It's a far, far better thing I do than I have ever done. For what is man but dust and ash?"

louche

Wed, Apr 30 2008, 7:54 pm

I gave it my blood sweat and tears, and I'm still a dummy!

louche

Wed, Apr 30 2008, 8:19 pm

The deceased, who made a living kneading dough for hand shmurah matzahs, was found with a brandy snifter in his hand and a blood-alcohol level ten times the legal limit. No one ever suspected he was a lush.

louche

Wed, Apr 30 2008, 8:20 pm

chaylizi

Wed, Apr 30 2008, 8:20 pm

louche wrote:

call me stupid- but I don't get that one

louche

Wed, Apr 30 2008, 8:24 pm

come on, gals, this is fun all by myself but it's more fun with company!

You know that guy with the sidelocks who sings "Achas Shoalti" all the time? He acts pious, but he looks shifty to me. I'm sure he smokes hashish or peyote or something.

louche

Wed, Apr 30 2008, 8:31 pm

chaylizi wrote:

louche wrote:

call me stupid- but I don't get that one

you mean you got ALL the others? you quite, quite sure? that was fast!
pm-ing so as not to wreck it for anyone else.

Nomad

Thu, May 01 2008, 12:08 am

wow - im feeling really dopey - I read 6 pages of this thread and still have no clue whats going on...can someone pm me with the explanation??? pleeeaaasse??