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amother
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 Mon, Feb 03 2020, 7:42 pm
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Im a fun loving humor loving person but I totally have a goth dark side to me (that rarely gets explored being the Frum jew I am) im excited to do a skeleton theme this purim. Dh is a doc if that helps with poem ideas. Otherwise I dont have much to add. Were JPF. Id use phrases like "the anatomy of a jew" "feel it in our bones" that type of idea. The poem doesnt need to be more than 4-6 lines. Any and all help appreciated! Ty !!
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amother
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Mon, Feb 03 2020, 7:49 pm
google
sing-alot tng kids;dry bones or google "the skeleton dance "
cute song and lyrics
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amother
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Mon, Feb 03 2020, 7:51 pm
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the skeleton dance was produc by walt disney its a animation with no lyrics
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amother
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Mon, Feb 03 2020, 7:59 pm
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say somthin about purim hits my funny bone and makes me laugh
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amother
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Mon, Feb 03 2020, 8:00 pm
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haman had skeletons in his closet (it mean he was hiding something]
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amother
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Mon, Feb 03 2020, 8:12 pm
give out apples
their is an old saying us old timers know that says
an apple a day keeps the doctors away ! 
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imasinger
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Mon, Feb 03 2020, 8:13 pm
We come with our SKULLcaps
We're quite de-BONE-aire;
As we celebrate Purim
With a bit of dark flair.
We'll get straight to the MARROW
Of the megillah
We hope it won't harrow
To wish you a Chag that's a thrillah.
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amother
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Mon, Feb 03 2020, 8:13 pm
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thunderstorm
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Mon, Feb 03 2020, 8:15 pm
| amother [ Slateblue ] wrote: | | whats jpf mean? | Just Plain Frum
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amother
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Mon, Feb 03 2020, 8:21 pm
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I read that as just purim fun !
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amother
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Mon, Feb 03 2020, 8:22 pm
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say somthing that haman had no soul and skeletons have no soul
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zaq
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Mon, Feb 03 2020, 8:28 pm
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Not tibia killjoy, but you sound like a person with a good sense of humerus with sufficient skull to do her own homework. That being the case, skip the tacky rhymes—they’re even verse than bad puns and really rib me the wrong way—and write your own jokes. I won’t tell any talus about you, but someone should give you a sternum talking-to, because getting someone else to write a rhyme and presenting it as your own is dishonest, even if it’s “just” a little white fibula and not a big fat lie.
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amother
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Mon, Feb 03 2020, 8:32 pm
| zaq wrote: | | Not tibia killjoy, but you sound like a person with a good sense of humerus with sufficient skull to do her own homework. That being the case, skip the tacky rhymes—they’re even verse than bad puns and really rib me the wrong way—and write your own jokes. I won’t tell any talus about you, but someone should give you a sternum talking-to, because getting someone else to write a rhyme and presenting it as your own is dishonest, even if it’s “just” a little white fibula and not a big fat lie. |
Oh my god you are too funny 😂😂 thanks for the laughs!!
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amother
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Mon, Feb 03 2020, 8:33 pm
| imasinger wrote: | We come with our SKULLcaps
We're quite de-BONE-aire;
As we celebrate Purim
With a bit of dark flair.
We'll get straight to the MARROW
Of the megillah
We hope it won't harrow
To wish you a Chag that's a thrillah. |
This is awesome ! I really am going to use this! Are u in lkwd?!?! Maybe ill send u a MM
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amother
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Mon, Feb 03 2020, 8:34 pm
| zaq wrote: | | Not tibia killjoy, but you sound like a person with a good sense of humerus with sufficient skull to do her own homework. That being the case, skip the tacky rhymes—they’re even verse than bad puns and really rib me the wrong way—and write your own jokes. I won’t tell any talus about you, but someone should give you a sternum talking-to, because getting someone else to write a rhyme and presenting it as your own is dishonest, even if it’s “just” a little white fibula and not a big fat lie. |
very good !
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thunderstorm
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Mon, Feb 03 2020, 8:38 pm
| zaq wrote: | | Not tibia killjoy, but you sound like a person with a good sense of humerus with sufficient skull to do her own homework. That being the case, skip the tacky rhymes—they’re even verse than bad puns and really rib me the wrong way—and write your own jokes. I won’t tell any talus about you, but someone should give you a sternum talking-to, because getting someone else to write a rhyme and presenting it as your own is dishonest, even if it’s “just” a little white fibula and not a big fat lie. |
This is really great !!!
I think the OP should take all these ideas together and write something really cool.
I came up with this but I love the other ideas so much .
Today BONEfide Jews in SKULLcaps are filled with joy
The simcha could be felt in the BONES of every girl and boy
Be careful , our funny BONE is easy to touch
And our incessant laughter may be a bit much
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amother
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Mon, Feb 03 2020, 8:40 pm
Esther told a fibula (she didn't tell achashveirosh that she was jewish
fibula (a fib)
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amother
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Mon, Feb 03 2020, 8:42 pm
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amother
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Mon, Feb 03 2020, 8:45 pm
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haman had no spine {backbone}
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