Genius frum rap!!!

feigeleh

Tue, Oct 06 2020, 5:33 pm

Anyone seen this? I love it!
https://youtu.be/KAOaQMrRW8s

malki2

Tue, Oct 06 2020, 5:46 pm

feigeleh wrote:

Anyone seen this? I love it!
https://youtu.be/KAOaQMrRW8s

Wow. She really hits below the belt. It’s really good.

feigeleh

Tue, Oct 06 2020, 5:52 pm

I know, right? Ppl stop the corona fighting and listen to this song instead!!!!

bigsis144

Tue, Oct 06 2020, 5:55 pm

Charif!

imasinger

Tue, Oct 06 2020, 8:25 pm

This is fantastic!

avrahamama

Tue, Oct 06 2020, 8:31 pm

Guys I can barely follow her. I'm familiar with the words but it takes me a second to register. Anyone have lyrics for me?

bigsis144

Tue, Oct 06 2020, 8:38 pm

avrahamama wrote:

Guys I can barely follow her. I'm familiar with the words but it takes me a second to register. Anyone have lyrics for me?

The lyrics are in the video description on YouTube.

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Published on Sep 29, 2020
Lullaby/Wake Up Call

lyrics:

Hevel pe of them tinokos
Kept me up so I can’t sleep
Now I’m spitting out the lyrics
Rather than just counting sheep

Sure, this is kol isha
Can’t be koivesh my nevuah
Might be given to the shoitim
You got one kav - I got tisha
This just dibbur, I’m not singing
putting thoughts to a beat
It’s my deios they so kalos
Crockpot can’t take my heat
Chaleshing for me to FLOP
Like mechutanim of the kallah
but I’m dropping my tochacha
Like Yeshaya, nor nekeiva,
Hertz tzie:

Used to be
it’s shver tzu zain a yied
Cause it was hard to feed
Your family
But now it’s all geshmak
Baruch Hashem

Cause the foodies are mehadrin
And the siyum’s in a stadium
And your pesach’s at the Waldorf
And your lacefront, it's so natural
And you got some yelled pelleh
Singing tniyeleh - nu, meileh
On the dais at the dinner
When you’re parents of the year
(Don’t worry - we'll keep it modest
Vaib’s not on the poster here)
Baruch HaShem

Your shabbos spread has got more dips
than a shmorg at a simcha
fly a jet to yarchei kallah
business lounge for the mincha
and you got a great picture
of your own gedoilim bracha(Don't worry, I am just posing
not mekabel their tochacha)
Baruch Hashem

And your eidem got a shtelle
And your dirah is at Shneller
And you're bringing your chaveirim
it's all heimishe hechsheirim
Sushi bar at the seudah
Kallah noah vachasuda
Baruch HaShem

You’ll need hachnosas kalleh
For a bailout from these tzures
It’s mamesh nisht poshut
But you gotta pay the puretz
Without chossen zaiger bling
And with nothing but a ring
Maikech to’es - lo aleini
Bayis neeman, real designer
your credit card is wrecked
and you're losing all the intrest
'least your shabbos table’s decked
out like tablescapes from pintrest
Baruch HaShem

Now your kinderlach high fashion
And of course, they are all matching
Like a Charidy gvir
It’s all naches ohn a shir
Doiros yesharim mevorachim
in a Bugaboo
Nu nu...
Now the tuition bill is here.

Look, I love you all like sisters
And a yied kan have hanoah
But the fun stopped right about
When we went killing our neshoma
When the stress levels fly
Without knowing just why
it’s no longer kedai
Ay ay

We epes begging
for moshiach
To get us out of this mess
But if we don’t work the achdus
Won’t be getting a ness
It’s all tumas MAGA
but still we expect yeshies
And the left’s not any better
they all gaive and negies
I know - there's so much chessed,
and our gmachim - they so blessed
while you're spending shadchonus
you're forgetting the almonos
Got more people on the margins
than he'aros in old sfarim
Wake up

Now I can imagine
That you wanted some chizzuk
But we’re going insane
Fast train like a dibbuk
Let’s get out at this station
I got no inspiration
Gotta speak the truth
I got no consolation
Got no machsom lefi
(Sorry, it’s not my hour.)
It stinks, but I’ll do it
Like nine teig without shower
Cause I am on a roll
And I don’t mean mezoines
We drank that kool aid
like it was arba koises
But put your head in the sand
Keep relying on moisdes

Wake Up
Drop the shtus
Let’s cancel this golus
If we can get together
Nobody can stop us

But if you don’t like musser
You can always ignore it
You can go back to sleep
If you think you can’t klohr it
Can’t deliver inspiration
In a one-minute passage

So I apologize:
*Noted mechanchos don't endorse this message.*

I hope you chose to listen
And I kinda made you worry
If you want a feel good message,
go to Charlie Harari...
I’m sorry.

Wake up!

asmileaday

Tue, Oct 06 2020, 8:44 pm

Omg this is awesome!

FranticFrummie

Tue, Oct 06 2020, 9:24 pm

Even with the printed lyrics, I probably only understood 2 out of every 3 words.

ExtraCredit

Tue, Oct 06 2020, 9:27 pm

Who’s this rapper? No name?

little neshamala

Tue, Oct 06 2020, 9:31 pm

Ok shes talented. Id love to hear more from her

Hashem_Yaazor

Tue, Oct 06 2020, 10:09 pm

She put up another, you're in luck

OOTforlife

Tue, Oct 06 2020, 10:15 pm

Love these!

rgh

Tue, Oct 06 2020, 10:23 pm

This girl is a total genius, no other words.

Just wow.

The second one is better, in my opinion.

Who is she?

bigsis144

Tue, Oct 06 2020, 10:30 pm

ExtraCredit wrote:

Who’s this rapper? No name?

From “About” on youtube:

Youngrizzze is a bas melech.
She went to Bais Yaakov. She is passionate about words and emes.
She is lively, but not rah-rah.She is put together but not trendy.
She is smart but not intellectual. She is eidel but with it.
She is a baalas middos but not a tzadeikkes.
In short, Youngrizzze does not exist. In full, she is all of us.

(Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.)

OOTforlife

Tue, Oct 06 2020, 10:50 pm

She's got a twitter too, https://mobile.twitter.com/Youngrizzze

seeker

Tue, Oct 06 2020, 11:45 pm

bigsis144 wrote:

I think I'm in love. Thanks for sharing.

Odelyah

Wed, Oct 07 2020, 1:43 am

whoa

malki2

Wed, Oct 07 2020, 6:07 am

Hashem_Yaazor wrote:

She put up another, you're in luck

Is there a link to the second one?

imasinger

Wed, Oct 07 2020, 6:18 am

Second one:

https://youtu.be/XhoqF5PThxc

Here I Am!
Youngrizzze

Here I Am!

So, ok...
Here I am
Frum. Female. Rapping
You could underestimate
But then you're just not chapping

Good at rapping
From Bais Yaakov
Rhymes are our mesoireh
Our own she-Baal peh
(Make contatas - don’t learn toireh.)

I’m a Yiddishe mama
So I’m queen of the drama—
I’m a real eishes chayil
So I’m shipping that schoire
And I survived shidduchim, so I'm fearless
No moireh

If you think you can stop me
Just start picking your fights
Cause you can't shoot somebody
Wearing bulletproof tights

So much hotter than a yapchik
Just more gangsta than a sheigetz
More devoted than a Mikvah lady,
Summеr Friday nights

Cause my lyrics so tight
It's mamish not tznies
I'm going so deep
You're still lеarning bekiyes

Cause I’m next dargah crazy
You’re not on my madreigah
Got so many credentials
I'll need a bigger matzeivah

Dropping lines like they’re rocks
At meah shorim mecho'es
Better duck when I talk
Its sakanas Nefashos

Flow like kiddish fountain wine
And I don’t mean Bartenura
More toichen than you can grind
Got both chomer and tzurah

My mehalech is yeshivish
But my hartz is Gur chassidish
Lines neat like a yekke
Plugged in like a shtekker
Got more kishron than a Rishon
Got more pages than Achroinim
Got more fight in me than chatzrois
Of Zeloinim and Aroinim

Got more kashes than a Toisfes
And the Artscroll won't help you
Got more mailes than those kallehs
That the shadchen won't redt you

Got more koiech than a gavre
Got more stuff than all the cheftzes
You think you understood me
But you only got the mechtze

Got more koved than corona
More kashes than ma nishtana
Got more fire in my choimer
Than Meron on lag baoimer

I'm shpitzer than a shpitzel
More authentic than on Shtissel
I'm such a heisse chossid
Everybody wants my kvittel

You're still batt'ling like it's nittel
While I'm bringing home the bizeh
You think your stuff's so holy?
You can put it in the gnizah
Cause I'm quicker than a badchan
At the end of a long night
Got more power than an askan
Sharfer than the shochet's knife

If you cross me, I'm lethal
Like a misa meshuna
So you shouldn't touch this stuff
You know, mishum sakunah

Everybody wants a piece of me
Like we in shnayim ochzim
You're on my tail, I’ll shoot
You're just a bunch of roidfim

Know that I am more sought after
Than an erev peisach cleaner
More extreme than your mashgiach
And watch out, cause I'm meaner

Cause I'm straight from the shtettel
So I'm sprechin the sprach
You're taining to outsmart me
It's just not tzi de zach

So you realize I can rap
Even though I’m not a bochur
Everybody hearing this nekeivah
Like it's shabbos zochor

I fly up like gud assik
And you're poshut not massig
You don't know what to do
So they say that it's not passig

You don't like hearing my mussar
So you're saying it's all assur
We both know it's not the emes
But you just can't take a remez

They might think they’re such a tzaddikkim
But their mind's full of pollution
They’re just shraying gevalt
While I'm out finding solutions

You claim that I can't talk
Since it causes nisyonos
Get your head out of the gutter
You're just chapping bizyonos

So I'm dropping my mic
Now go ahead and shout
You think that you can handle me
Or would you rather blur me out?