Dr. Seuss Parody | Imamother

amother

Thu, Mar 04 2021, 10:52 am

I do not like this President Joe.
I do not like him, no, no, no!
I do not like him on a train,
I do not like him in the rain
It's really sad, he's got no brain
I do not like him here or there
I do not like him anywhere!
I do not like this President Joe
I do not like him, no, no, no!

Your turn!

Java

Thu, Mar 04 2021, 11:08 am

One prez, Two prez, Red prez, Blue prez,
Black man, Blue cop, Oh no, please stop!
This one has a police car.
This one has a confederate star.
Say! What a lot of nutsos there are.
Yes. Some are red, and some are blue.
Some are old and some are new.
Some are sad, and some are glad,
And some are very, very bad.
Why are they sad and glad and bad?
I do not know, go ask your non-gender identified parent.
Some are thin, and some are fat.
The fat one has a MAGA hat.

amother

Thu, Mar 04 2021, 11:10 am

I do not like Kamila and Joe
I wish that they would both just go
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them anywhere

I do not like their executive orders
I do not like their open borders
I do not like their magic pen of ink
I think that all their policies stink

I do not like their diversity views
Or their selling out of Dr. SUESS
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them anywhere

I do not like the pipeline shut down
Or fencing off our Capital town
I do not like that babies are dispensable
Or that Dr. Seuss is offensable
I do not like our rights being denied
I do not like the press that lied

AND I do not like that in their diversity plan
They banned the book Green Eggs and Ham!

(Author unknown)

amother

Thu, Mar 04 2021, 11:11 am

cutestbaby wrote:

amother

Purple

Thu, Mar 04 2021, 11:16 am

cutestbaby wrote:

MAGA stands for Make Andrew (Cuomo) Go Away!

(And WAP stands for Wrong A** President!)

amother

Thu, Mar 04 2021, 11:17 am

I do not like this Biden twit
I do not like him even one bit
I do not like his creepy stare
He often makes me want to swear
I do not like all this diversity
Or forgiving tuition to university
I do not like his immigration views
Most times he's just very confused

(Author unknown)

Java

Thu, Mar 04 2021, 11:29 am

Say! I think I like this president Joe!
I do! I don't want him to go!
And I would like him in a boat.
And I would like him with a goat...
And I would like him, in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
He's pretty good, so good, you see!
So I will vote him in that box.
And I will vote him, since he rocks.
And I will vote him into that house.
And his views I will espouse
And I will support him here and there.
Say! I will support him anywhere!
I do so like this President Joe!
Thank you! Thank you, good to see Trump go.

amother

Purple

Thu, Mar 04 2021, 11:35 am

cutestbaby wrote:

Say! I dont like this president Joe!
I dont! I want him to go!
And I would not like him in a boat.
And I would not like him with a goat...
And I would not like him, in the rain.
And not in the dark. And not on a train.
And not in a car. And not in a tree.
He's not good, not good, you see!
So I will not vote for him in that box.
And I will not vote for him, since he does not rock.
And I will not vote for him in that house.
And his views I will not espouse
And I will not support him here and there.
Say! I will not support him anywhere!
I do not like this president Joe!
Goodbye, Goodbye, lets see him go.

There I fixed it for you.

Java

Thu, Mar 04 2021, 11:36 am

amother [ Purple ] wrote:

Lol! It's ok,I like my version better Smile

MiracleMama

Thu, Mar 04 2021, 11:40 am

MiriFr wrote:

Horton Listens to the W.H.O.
Eggs and Ham of Color
Hop on Cop
The Cat in the Hazmat
One Fish Two Fish Cancelled Fish Blue Fish
Turtle The Turtle Hurdles his Privilege

Hehehehehe

LOVE IT!

amother

Honeydew

Thu, Mar 04 2021, 11:54 am

The time has come.

The time has come.
The time is now.
Just go. Go. GO!
I don't care how.

You can go by foot.
You can go by cow.
Uncle Joe,
Will you please go now!

You can go on skates.
You can go on skis.
You can go in a hat.
But please go. Please!

I don't care.
You can go by bike.
You can go on a Zike-Bike
if you like.

If you like you can go
in an old blue shoe.
Just go, go, GO!
Please do, do, DO!

Uncle Joe,
I don't care how.
Uncle Joe,
will you please GO NOW!

You can go on stilts.
You can go by fish.
You can go in a Crunk-Car
if you wish.

If you wish you may go
by lion's tail.
Or stamp yourself and go by mail.

Uncle Joe!
Don't you know
the time has come
to go, Go, GO!

Get on your way!
Please, Uncle J.!
You might like going
in a Zumble-Zay.

You can go by balloon
or broomstick.
OR
You can go by camel
in a bureau drawer.

You can go by Bumble-Boat
or jet.
I don't care how you go.
Just get!

Get yourself a Ga-Zoom.
You can go with BOOM!
Joe, Joe, Joe!
Will you leave this room!

Uncle Joe!
I don't care HOW.
Uncle Joe!
Will you please GO NOW!

I said GO and GO
I meant

The time has come.
Cause Uncle Joe's mind already
WENT.

amother

Powderblue

Thu, Mar 04 2021, 12:56 pm

Oy, did I need this thread today!!!

I was feeling so down
I felt too sad to play
So I sat at my desk
All that cold, cold sad day
I sat with my sadness
We sat there, we two
And I said "how I wish
I did not feel so blue!"

And then up came a thread
How that thread made me dead!
I looked!
Then I saw it on Imamother's screen!
I looked!
and I saw it!
Dr. Seuss parodies!
and I said to myself,
"this is so funny I can't breathe!"

(apologies for the rhyme and meter)

amother

Wheat

Thu, Mar 04 2021, 1:03 pm

cutestbaby wrote:

Staunch liberal you are. Nothing to be proud of. Really.

Crookshanks

Thu, Mar 04 2021, 1:12 pm

enneamom wrote:

Staunch conservative here, could we keep this thread chill? I'm enjoying it too much to have it devolve.

Same! It should be illegal to fight about politics in the entertainment section. I hate when people in this forum can't take jokes.