Whats the first thing you do when you get home?

naturalmom5

Wed, Apr 21 2021, 7:21 am

Bathroom.....like 50 times.. dropped bladder since giving birth 25 yesrs ago

Shabbat you must be very small

Need to wear bra 24/7`or Ill throw my back out

keym

Wed, Apr 21 2021, 7:22 am

Shoes off.
Shaitel off/snood on.
Bathroom.
I actually keep my shaitel in my downstairs bathroom so I can put it on last thing before I leave and take it off first thing.

Chayalle

Wed, Apr 21 2021, 7:31 am

I work from home.

When I'm done work, I go downstairs, put on an apron, and put up supper.

I always forget to use the bathroom, and then never get there till I'm really desperate. I'm impressed by everyone who does that first thing for themselves.

Pamela

Wed, Apr 21 2021, 7:34 am

Am I the only one that keeps my wig on? Doesn't bother me. And I feel dressed.
After the mad dash to the bathroom (and thats with making pit stops along the way - bladder injury), I scrub my hands, take off my watch, jewlery, pantyhose ...

silverlining3

Wed, Apr 21 2021, 7:40 am

Shoes at the door.

Then my tights and short skirt.

Crookshanks

Wed, Apr 21 2021, 7:40 am

zaq wrote:

Sing out "Honey, I'm home!" or words to that effect.

"Zeresh, I'm ho-ome!"
Meow.

shabbatiscoming

Wed, Apr 21 2021, 7:42 am

naturalmom5 wrote:

Bathroom.....like 50 times.. dropped bladder since giving birth 25 yesrs ago

Shabbat you must be very small

Need to wear bra 24/7`or Ill throw my back out

I wish

Not really.

zaq

Wed, Apr 21 2021, 7:55 am

Crookshanks wrote:

"Zeresh, I'm ho-ome!"
Meow.

Yes, that was catty. If anything, it would be "Haman, I'm home." I'm definitely identifying as she/her/hers.

TravelHearter

Wed, Apr 21 2021, 8:04 am

So I would say kiss my kiddos and then walk straight past them to my room to take off my wig and put on a snood. I would hug them but then they won’t let go lol and I kinda need to go to the bathroom on my own Wink

Rutabaga

Wed, Apr 21 2021, 8:05 am

I'm in and out of my house all day. If I'm just home for a bit, then all I do when I walk in is switch my shoes for slippers, wash my hands, and use the bathroom.

When I'm home for the day, then I run upstairs, remove my sheitel and my jewelry and switch into a pretied bandana.

tymama

Wed, Apr 21 2021, 8:07 am

Take off my shoes and wash my hands

Crookshanks

Wed, Apr 21 2021, 8:30 am

zaq wrote:

Yes, that was catty. If anything, it would be "Haman, I'm home." I'm definitely identifying as she/her/hers.

I'm referencing a tape. Are you familiar with it? I'm not comparing you to Haman (or Zeresh).

Goody2shoes

Wed, Apr 21 2021, 8:43 am

shoes off! I wonder how I keep my shoes on all day
then its sheitel

GLUE

Wed, Apr 21 2021, 8:51 pm

Truthfully I usually fight with my DS to get into the house. He wants to go in first but can't open the door, so he has to wait for me to open it(He is 3 and no I do not want the hole neighborhood to know the combo)this makes him very mad and I usually have to pry him away from the door, after the door is open I drag him inside to the bathroom.

wif

Wed, Apr 21 2021, 10:52 pm

Crookshanks wrote:

I'm referencing a tape. Are you familiar with it? I'm not comparing you to Haman (or Zeresh).

You are referencing a tape that was referencing Zak's reference and that is how you use the word reference 4 times in one sentence.

As for me, I work at home. Sometimes I step outside just to make sure that it's still there.

exaustedmom

Thu, Apr 22 2021, 3:31 am

Shaitel comes off
Bathroom
Drink
And then I run back down to wait for the bus

FranticFrummie

Thu, Apr 22 2021, 4:46 am

Uncover hair, take off bra.

Ignore the dog for 5 minutes so she'll calm down. Go wash my hands.

Come back to a calm dog, and give her some love.

(If you want to stop your dog from jumping up on you, do Cesar Millan's technique of "No talk, no touch, no eye contact" until your dog learns that acting crazy will not be rewarded.)

bwaybabe85

Thu, Apr 22 2021, 4:50 am

Wash my hands for 20 seconds!

allthingsblue

Thu, Apr 22 2021, 5:17 am

Wash hands
Put my baby in the high chair with a snack
Start dinner
Take off wig