Imafather | Imamother

sequoia

Mon, Jun 13 2022, 2:15 pm

My wife keeps nagging me to take down the sukkah when she should be busy with Pesach cleaning.

amother

Sunflower

Mon, Jun 13 2022, 2:16 pm

Never sure about how to greet my DW when she walks in. I want to give her a hug but she is always saying ''Did the kids have dinner yet? How about homework and baths''? She just can't focus on me.

iyar

Mon, Jun 13 2022, 3:20 pm

amother [ Hyssop ] wrote:

I got married yesterday and my wife is crying, literally bawling, and I have no idea why! Help, I must've had the worst Chosson teacher!

Did you try putting your phone away while she was talking?
Did you try buying flowers?
Did you try listerine?
If all else fails I have a great book for you called The Surrendered Husband

English3

Mon, Jun 13 2022, 3:28 pm

How can I get my wife to lose weight?

amother

Nemesia

Mon, Jun 13 2022, 3:29 pm

English3 wrote:

How can I get my wife to lose weight?

S/O my wife wants to take daily walks with me- is she trying to hint that I need to lose weight?

amother

Nemesia

Mon, Jun 13 2022, 3:30 pm

Is it weird if I buy my wife a t-y?

amother

Nemesia

Mon, Jun 13 2022, 3:30 pm

DW always puts on too much make-up- how do ai tell her to tone it down?

amother

Nemesia

Mon, Jun 13 2022, 3:31 pm

Does the morning mikvah excuse really get you out of getting kids ready for school?

amother

Outerspace

Mon, Jun 13 2022, 3:41 pm

I’m gay. How can I convince my wife that I’m straight?
ETA: she already found gay p0rn on my phone. I just want my life to stay the same, I don’t want to lose her.

amother

Geranium

Mon, Jun 13 2022, 3:53 pm

amother [ Outerspace ] wrote:

I’m gay. How can I convince my wife that I’m straight?
ETA: she already found gay p0rn on my phone. I just want my life to stay the same, I don’t want to lose her.

Take out and cleaning help are cheaper than her shopping habits.
Honesty is the best policy here.

amother

PlumPink

Mon, Jun 13 2022, 3:55 pm

Please help: How do I get my DW to actually talk to me about issues instead of just "venting" (I.e. complaining) about me to strangers online?

amother

Firebrick

Mon, Jun 13 2022, 3:56 pm

amother [ Magenta ] wrote:

I don't really think it would be as wife-centric as many of the posters here think

agreed!

pause

Mon, Jun 13 2022, 4:01 pm

Whenever my wife complains, I come up with great solutions which she obviously didn't think of. Instead of thanking me for looking out for her with these wonderful ideas to her problems, she tells me I don't get it.

What am I doing wrong???

amother

Foxglove

Mon, Jun 13 2022, 4:39 pm

I know it’s 3 am but DW needs mocha ice cream right now. Yes, she’s obviously pregnant. Where can I get it?

amother

Ecru

Mon, Jun 13 2022, 5:01 pm

How come DW complains I don’t help when I put the kids to sleep last week Wednesday?? (She did have to come tuck them in after and refill baby’s bottle etc..)

How do I get DW to give me the entire Shabbos afternoon to nap, every week?

How do I get DW to wash the dishes and do laundry in a sheitel and heels?

theoneandonly

Mon, Jun 13 2022, 5:01 pm

Wwyd: davening on plane.

Stuck in traffic and missed mincha. Bummed.

Anyone in toms river can join a maariv minyan at a Shiva house?

Iso handyman, dw thinks I can fix the dryer but I can't Sad

Should I leave kollel or not?

amother

Periwinkle

Mon, Jun 13 2022, 5:04 pm

I washed the dishes and took out the garbage and my wife didn't reward me with sx. What do I do?

Answer: take her to therapy. If she refuses to go, then divorce her, of course.

zoom

Mon, Jun 13 2022, 5:05 pm

Haha this thread is too funny!

Literally snickering at my screen, thanks for the laugh!

amother

Tulip

Mon, Jun 13 2022, 5:11 pm

Hysterical thread!